Note from Jessie the Spaz: I was beginning to feel sorry for Gimli, so I decided to write this short little story where Gimli get's a girlfriend! I hope you enjoy. Read and review, no flames!
Disclaimer: I own no one or nothing, except the twistedness of it!
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*Gimli's Fan-Girl*
Hundreds of crazed fan girls surrounded Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo, screaming. Some of the comments were "Oh my gawd, it's Legolas!" "Frodo! What a sexy hobbit!!" "I LOVE YOU ARAGORN!"
But, in the shadows, and off to the side sat a very sad Gimli. He sighed, staring at all the fan-girls surrounding Frodo, Legolas, and Aragorn with extreme jelously. He didn't have any fangirls surrounding him.
He sighed, wistfully, and suddenly raised his bushy eyebrow, becoming quite quizzical. He was a sexy dwarf. Why didn't he have any girls? He sorrowfully sighed, once again. He desperately wanted a swarm of fan- girls like Frodo's, Aragorn's, or Legolas'.
Sitting, hunched over, Gimli sighed wistfully. He was quite upset...
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There were hundreds beautiful girls around HIM, while Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo sat out, looking quite disappointed and extremely confused.
"Oh. My. Gawd!" one fangirl screamed. "Oh my gawd, it's Gimli! He is SO the hottest dwarf ever!" There were many screeches from the crowd after this comment
Beaming, the dwarf smiled. He glanced over at the three LOSERS!
"I am SO hotter then Gimli!" Legolas whined.
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Then, Gimli woke up. 'Ah,' he thought. 'Frodo was right. In my dreams...' He stared enviously at the mad fan-girls surrounding the three, when one of them caught his eye. A rather pretty looking girl stepped out of the madness, and wandered over to him.
"Gimli!" she said, in a very excited voice. "You are SO much hotter then Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo." She suddenly grew even more excited, and started screaming. "Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, oh my GAWD!" she screamed, knocking the dwarf over, hugging him, and giving him a kiss upon his rather chubby cheek.
Gimli smiled, glad he had at least one fan girl. His dream didn't completely come true. He didn't have hundreds of fangirls. But, he decided to be grateful. He had one fangirl. That was good enough for him! And, she was really hot! Even sexier then some of those girls surrounding Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo.
Gimli and the hottie walked off, to get married. Thus, they lived happily ever after!
Disclaimer: I own no one or nothing, except the twistedness of it!
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*Gimli's Fan-Girl*
Hundreds of crazed fan girls surrounded Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo, screaming. Some of the comments were "Oh my gawd, it's Legolas!" "Frodo! What a sexy hobbit!!" "I LOVE YOU ARAGORN!"
But, in the shadows, and off to the side sat a very sad Gimli. He sighed, staring at all the fan-girls surrounding Frodo, Legolas, and Aragorn with extreme jelously. He didn't have any fangirls surrounding him.
He sighed, wistfully, and suddenly raised his bushy eyebrow, becoming quite quizzical. He was a sexy dwarf. Why didn't he have any girls? He sorrowfully sighed, once again. He desperately wanted a swarm of fan- girls like Frodo's, Aragorn's, or Legolas'.
Sitting, hunched over, Gimli sighed wistfully. He was quite upset...
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There were hundreds beautiful girls around HIM, while Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo sat out, looking quite disappointed and extremely confused.
"Oh. My. Gawd!" one fangirl screamed. "Oh my gawd, it's Gimli! He is SO the hottest dwarf ever!" There were many screeches from the crowd after this comment
Beaming, the dwarf smiled. He glanced over at the three LOSERS!
"I am SO hotter then Gimli!" Legolas whined.
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Then, Gimli woke up. 'Ah,' he thought. 'Frodo was right. In my dreams...' He stared enviously at the mad fan-girls surrounding the three, when one of them caught his eye. A rather pretty looking girl stepped out of the madness, and wandered over to him.
"Gimli!" she said, in a very excited voice. "You are SO much hotter then Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo." She suddenly grew even more excited, and started screaming. "Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, oh my GAWD!" she screamed, knocking the dwarf over, hugging him, and giving him a kiss upon his rather chubby cheek.
Gimli smiled, glad he had at least one fan girl. His dream didn't completely come true. He didn't have hundreds of fangirls. But, he decided to be grateful. He had one fangirl. That was good enough for him! And, she was really hot! Even sexier then some of those girls surrounding Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo.
Gimli and the hottie walked off, to get married. Thus, they lived happily ever after!