Nine-ball was at teh wite hosue with presedent BArak Obaama takling about teh netxt misshion.
"We neede u to kill Ossama bind Ladeen." saids Obaaama. "if u do this thene u will becom ameriecan citizend."
"I will gladnly helep Amereica." said NIne-ball back to Oaabama.
*auther's note: i don't reallay liek Obamaa, but i still reespetc him becasue he is presiddent of Amerieca.*
And so Nine-ball overboosted to Afghanistan because that was weher Osaamaa bine Ladene was hiding. The terororist peopele trieed to shoott down Nine-ball with rockents and missles and gunns, but Nine-ball was too fadst to be hit. Nine-ball fired back with his palsma rifel and blew up teh terororist peopole on the gorund. he then fleew over to teh mountaians weher Osasma bin Laden wahs hiding. when he got to Osama bin lasdens hideout in teh mountains, Nien-ball discovered that Osama bin Laden was in armored core.
"I AM GOING TO DESTORY AMERIECA!" Osama bine Laden shouteed.
"I WILL NOT LET U DESTORY AMERIECA!" Nine-ball shouted back.
"U CANNOT STOP ME FORM DESTOYING AMERIECA!" Osama bin Laden shouted back at NIne-ball.
So they foughted. Osama bin laden tried to missle Nine-ball, but teh missles only hit walls sof teh cave. Nine-ball then shot at Osama bin ladne with his palsma rifel and blew up teh missle launcher. Osaama bin Lasdnen then chareged at Nine-ball with enegery blade, but Nien-ball blocked it, and then they fougths for long time with eneergy blades, but Nine-ball killed Osama bin Laden with killing blow. "THISS CANANOT BE!! MY PLAN TO DESTOY AMERIECA HAS! BEEN FOILD!" Then Osama bin Laden exploded and his cave exploded and his mountain exploded and Nine-ball got out the palce safelly.
The poeple of AfghaanitsaN were cheering at Nine-ball because he had killed Osama bin Laden and BArak Obaama was there too.
"U have maed Amereica proudd, Nien-ball" Obama said "will u supporrt me in 2012?"
"i'm affraid i cannot." Nien-ball repplied. "i am a libertereen liek Ron Paul."
Then Nine-ball flied off into teh horrizon because he was neeeded to be where othre peopel needed him.
TO BE CONTINUED