"Isn't that a tea cup?"
"Yeah, it is…"
"Why are you coffee drinking out of it?"
"Because I feel like it."
"Well that's just degrading to the tea cup."
"How?"
"Tea isn't coffee, there's a big difference. Tea is much healthier. Your offending the tea cup, by having that stuff in it."
"Well, what do you expect me to do?"
"Get a coffee cup, and apologize to the tea cup, then scrub it clean."
"Are you serious?"
"Oh yes, Sasuke, I'm always serious about the mistreatment of my drinking utensils."
*Blank steer*
I wonder why I even put up with you, Sakura.
"Because your under house arrest. Any way, if you don't clean my poor, poor tea cup, I will hide your shampoo!"
"You wouldn't dear…"
"Oh yes, Sasuke, yes I would."
*Glare off*
*Sasuke washes tea cup*