Hi there everyone! This is Jiraizuka speaking, I decided to take another shot at a Naruhina here, hope you enjoy.

Heres the low down. Naruto is 17 here. Training with Jiraiya went a full three years and I've made some minor changes. Yeah, I know what actually happens in the series. Yet Kishimoto isn't the one writin' the story here ja?

Disclaimer: Naruto is the property of Musashi kishimoto and TV Tokyo this fanic is a parody and nothing more, got it? Ya damn well better! (A/N what can I say? I love the Abridged Series.)

-Start of story, Naruto's apartment-

Naruto could feel the air being sliced as he rushed at his enemy with a Rasengan fully charged, then feeling a piercing pain throughout his entire body. This was the chronic dream Naruto had been experiencing for most nights for the bigger part of the last three years.

He knew only one thing would stop him from having that horrible nightmare for the rest of his life, saving Sasuke for Sakura.

Naruto groggily awakened and stared at his clock seeing that it was 6:30 am. He had just gotten back from a week long mission and wished he could go back to sleep. Naruto laid there for a few minutes staring at the ceiling until he finally decided to shower and get ready for the day.

After taking care of personal hygiene Naruto stared in the mirror, there it was. A year prior during his training with Jiraiya, Naruto had located Sasuke and had been struck down in the moment he let his guard down. His reward for such misguided trust was a large scar that covered the upper forth of his torso almost completely.

(a/n I'm sorry if its boring so far, but I do enjoy a sweet dramatic set up.)

-Tsunade's office-

" So uhh, what'd you want to see me about Old lady?" This Caused Tsunade to smile and take a moment to really see what Naruto had become over three years, sure he was strong and mature looking, but he was still the same lovable idiot he'd always been.

"Well Naruto, I'd like you to get to know more of your old classmates. Seeing as Sakura is the only one you're quite close to I think it'd be in your best interests to make them all close allies. It might save your life someday."

Naruto looked somewhat confused at the Hokage's orders.

"So you're basically telling me to make more friends? I'm already friends with all of them! That hurts Obaa Chan, I'm not a social reject!"

"I'm not saying you are Naruto, but I'd like you to give it some thought."

He then turned and left the office, neither of them had noticed Jiraiya sitting right outside the window listening in on their conversation, after hearing Naruto leave Jiraiya dropped in through the window to talk to his oldest friend about his newest pupil.

"So, do you think he'll give what you said a shot?" Tsunade sighed and shrugged her shoulders.

"I sometimes worry about that kid. Good thing he doesn't want to go through life alone like we did."

-The Streets of Konoha-

First stop, Ichiraku Ramen!

Teuchi, the owner of the modest little restaurant had his head down as he heard someone sit down on the stool in front of him.

"What are you ha-….. Naruto Uzumaki! What happened to you? I haven't see you in years!" He said, kicking away the small voodoo doll that oddly resembled Naruto that was sitting next to a skewer under the counter.

"Well, all that matters is that you're back! So what are you having?"

Naruto brimmed with excitement bringing out his frog wallet that looked like it was about to explode.

"Everything on the menu!" The old man's heart was set a flame hearing such a large request.

About half an hour later, Naruto was on his fourth bowl of noodles and someone else happened to come to the stand., Hinata Hyuuga.

"No, it couldn't be him. There are a lot of blonde men in the world. I mean he isn't even wearing that much orange."

"I'll have a miso Ramen please." Hinata said sitting about three seats down from Naruto, he was so involved in his ramen that he didn't wouldn't of even noticed being stabbed in the face.

"Wait a moment please Hinata! My best customer has finally returned!"

This caused Naruto to pause for a moment and look to his left. "Hinata?" He said with a very muffled tone due to an abundance of noodles in his mouth. He tried to swallow them while still talking and started to choke on them.

"Naruto!" Hinata screeched as she saw him fall to the floor rolling around gagging on his food.

She jumped down to his side panicking until she finally hit on the chest and he seemed to stop. Then, he started to laugh, "Man Hinata! That fists not so gentle after all!"

Hinata blushed and insisted on buying him his next round of Ramen due to hurting his chest. Naruto then took what Tsunade had said into consideration and decided to be especially friendly.

"So Hinata, you've changed a lot, how have you been?" He said putting on his biggest grin.

Hinata managed a meek smile, "I'm fine, d do you think I changed for the better?"

"Well, you're certainly strong and you eat Ramen! Those are two great traits in my book!"

"I'm sixteen years old and I still act like a scared little girl. How can Naruto even stand talking to me?"

"Thank you Naruto." She said smiling looking down again.

Right as Naruto was about to continue talking another voice mentioned from behind mentioned him.

"Well, now that you're back things are sure to get interesting, great…" Shikamaru Nara said with a joking face of irritation.

"Wow Shikamaru, thanks…" Naruto Said sweat dropping.

"Dense as ever I see. You haven't changed a lot at least. That's good."

Choji waved happily at Naruto with one hand while using his other hand to eat.

In all truth, Naruto wouldn't of even realized it was Choji if not for the swirls on his cheeks.

"I'm sorry Naruto but I have to be on my way home now." Hinata nervously said in a meek voice she had long since used.

"Hey Hinata, I'll walk you home!"

-End chapter 1-

Personally, I don't really like how I started this. The first chapter is always so strange to write. So expect a better next chapter for sure. I do have some questions though!

What is Choji's personality? I know hes a nice guy but I haven't seen or heard him talk much.

Did I drag this chapter out too much? I always remember reviewers before complaining when the chapters were under 1000 words.

What do you think of this title? I mean it took me longer to think of a title than it took me to write…

Last of all, I'm really gonna listen to these reviews and go off them before I write chapter 2.

Well that ends this chapter, See you guys later on, Review please!

Jiraizuka