Disclaimer: Sadly I do not and never will own Kingdom Hearts.

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"DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN" Roxas sang as he crept down the halls of the castle that never was, careful not to wake anybody at the tender hour of 1:00 in the morning.

He peered sneakily around the corner using his mad ninja skills, never mind the fact he was wearing black clothes that clashed with the starch white walls around him.

He shadily made his way down the hall a brown cardboard box tucked safely under his left arm.

He snickered to himself sneaking around was so easy, especially in a castle filled with battle trained nobodies, yep really easy.

He came across a flaming red door that stood out in the blindingly white room, he smiled to himself as he tapped on the door.

It creaked open dramatically as it gave way to the ever hyper Axel "Hey Roxy, I see you got the goods"

A nod "Good, this is gonna be great come in, come in" Axel gestured to his flaming red room, Roxas brushed past him and plopped down on the black leather couch, placing the box in the middle of his table.

He barely registered Axel plopping down beside him as they stared intently at the box, almost willing it to open.

"Roxxaaassss..." Axel hissed glaring at the box "Why isn't it doing anything?!"

"I...Don't know" Roxas whispered back as he reached a shaky hand toward the box, Axel caught it mid-way.

"Are-are you sure you want to do that?" Axel said gently releasing Roxas' wrist.

"No..." Roxas said staring directly into Axel's emerald eyes "But I'm bored, so I'll do it anyway"

Axel sighed and shook his head "Fine but if something happens I will accept no charges for what may occur"

Roxas stared at him blankly with a raised eyebrow "Where did that come from"

"Sorry, I've been watching re-runs of Boston Legal" he admitted scowling at Roxas' open mouthed stare.

"Dude, you're scaring me" Roxas scooted further away as he stared even harder "But anyway back to opening the box!"

He slowly reached for the box, oh so slowly, oh so very slowly.

Axel twitched "Dude just open the box already!" Roxas came out of his shocked state and glared at Axel.

"I was just trying to build suspense, God!" In a huff he reached for the box again.

He just touched it as there was a banging at the door before it was thrown open and in pranced Saix...

In pink leotards doing ballet "Hello my mortal friends, it is I the leotard fairy!" He proclaimed loudly.

If he noticed the odd looks he didn't comment on them, "I am here to grant you ONE WISH!" He waved his arms dramatically for effect "So yell upon the heavens your wish and I shall grant it!"

Roxas sweat dropped then as Axel placed a light bulb over his head, then it struck him.

"I wish for..." He leaned really close and whispered in Saix's ear "A waffle maker!"

Saix nodded in interest "Of course dear sir, so be it!" A flash of lightning went off as Saix disappeared, as purple waffle maker with pink hearts lay in his place.

Roxas got hearts in his eyes as he glomped the waffle maker which for my laziness shall be called Steve.

So he glomped Steve pushing Axel away from his prize "My precious!" he hissed in a very Smeagle like manner.

Axel frowned "Roxy, It's my prize too!" he yelled pouting at the love struck blonde.

"NO, It's mine you can't have it!" He hugged it tighter and hid in the corner.

Axel reached out to him but shrunk back as Roxas Bit him, clutching his arm to his chest he sobbed.

"Wh-why do you have to be so m-mean" he sobbed tears streaming down his cheeks, excuse me while I have a fangirl moment SQUEEEEEE! Ahem, okay back to the story.

"Mean is my nature so nyaaaah!" he poked his tongue out childishly at Axel who looked like he was gonna have a panic attack.

"W-well I don't like it!" he yelled sobbing harder as he stared at Steve "Do you love that more than me?!"

Roxas stared at Steve too, and looked Axel in the eyes "Hell Yeah!" Roxas yelled smirking as Axel passed out.

He shrugged "Ah well what a' ya gonna do?" he then proceeded to search Axel's room for waffle ingredients

All he found was dirty clothes and a bottle of golden syrup.

He growled in frustration tugging at his hair "Where am I gonna find the right ingredients?!"

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Will Roxas ever find the ingredients, will Axel wake up, will they EVER open the box find out in the next instalment of The Box.