"Earth-Daddy!"
{I Say Vol...} [You Say Tron!]
"Tadaima!"
Shooting up from where he lays on the couch Adam reaches out for his classes, which had fallen when he fell asleep, and looks around the dark apartment. It was late. Really late.
Jumping off the couch and running to the corner of their living room to see out to the front door Adam is greeted with a roughed up and battered fiancé. Running over to him the first thing out of his mouth is: "What took you so long?!"
Which is almost immediately followed by: "What happened to your hair?"
At 2PM this afternoon Adam had tasked Shiro with a simple quest, going to the convenience store a street over and pick up some milk so they would have it for sauce they were going to make with dinner that night. When he left, Shiro, had dark black hair and eyebrows.
But now, at some randomly late hour into the evening, Shiro was… well shiro! Shocking grey-white hair and eyebrows were visibly noticeable against his tanned skin even in the dimmed hallway.
Shiro opens his mouth to answer however, "Earth-Daddy!", Adam is thrown to the ground under the weight of various small bodies. Blinking his eyes open Adam finds himself suddenly piled beneath one, two, three, four? Four children! Red, green, blue, and yellow coded children –with lion ears and tails! –snuggling onto him.
With a mind no longer computing what is going on Adam looks up at his husband-to-be with an unhinged jaw.
Scratching the hair behind his head, Shiro blushes a bit before spinning an unbelievable story of how he got abducted by an evil space cow hell bent on stealing all of earth's dairy products and the only way to stop the evil space cow was to gather the four space lions and find the true heiress of space cows so that all of space-cow-kind could be freed from their imprisonment. Apparently he succeeded.
A little too well.
"Oh!" Shiro starts again. 'It's not over?' "I also forgot to mention –in addition to adopting four children, we sort of –I kind of –somehow got us a sister-in-law?" And popping from behind the doorframe is an elegant and young cow-girl with white hair and blue patches on her tan skin. "And…" 'And!' "…we also now have a weird-creepy-lovable uncle?" On cue an orange haired male-cow with a fabulous mustache, he has to admit, appears behind the princess-cow.
Closing his eyes Adam sighs and lays back down under the pile of lion-children and absentmindedly pets the first one near his hand. "Okay?" He shrugs accepting his fate.
But… there is one thing that was still bothering him…
"So did you actually get the milk or..?"
{I Say Vol...} [You Say Tron!]
AN: This was completely unprompted. I opened up my computer ready to start writing some papers for my summer class and suddenly on my recommended section on YouTube there is a trailer…
Fuck!
Excuse my language.
By the way, because I suck at watching television and I am so busy with classes, I just started season four… but I can say this: I was correct about Shiro's type –brunette with glasses –WOOO-OO –and that works with Pidge, Matt, and Adam! As far as I consider I am in the clear and ready to go!
Although I have two very important questions: what are we calling Adam? Earth-Dad? Earth-Daddy? Earth-Papa? Terra-Dad?
And what should we call the pairing? Sham? Shim? Adiro? Volt-Dads?
PS. I like Adiro the best personally –but whatever.