I don't own Vampire Diaries wish I did but I don't
How to annoy Damon Salvatore
Replace all his human blood with animal blood
Steal his ring
After stealing his ring call him and tell him Stefan's in trouble
Tell him Stefan's dead
Tell him Katherine's back to take Stefan
Tell him Katherine never loved him
Tell him Elena's pregnant
Tell him its Stefan's
It's Tyler's
Tell him real vampires sparkle