Ok, the votes have been sent in,(you know, the poll on muh profile) and this is muh new one shot! Hope ya'll enjoy!
Disclaimer: I hate disclaimers...I DON'T OWN ANYTHING OK? ! ? ! ? I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! YOU'VE JUST CRUSHED MY DREAMS YOU STUPID DISCLAIMER!
Duncan and Geoff walked into the bar. After a long day of planning and building houses, these two were ready to drink it up!
"Gimme the usual babe." Duncan told the waitress behind the counter with a wink. She winked back.
"Course. You too hun?" she asked Geoff. He nodded.
"Whiskey on the rocks."
"Alrighty boys just gimme a minute." when she came back she said, "You know, tonights mic night. Only the drunkest people perform." of course this was a lie, since mic night is pretty much every night, it's just that these two, plus alot of booze, plus music, equals: GOIN' ON YOUTUBE BABY!
"Realllllly?" Geoff said with a smirk. She nodded and the him and Duncan chugged their glasses of beer and whiskey.
After about 2 hours and 13 glasses of some strong booze, beer, wine, and cocktails, the two architects were drunk as hell. They stumbled on the stage and Duncan grabbed the mic.
"This-hic-opps, 'scuse me-I'd like to dedicate this song, to all the gay bars in the world! HIT IT!" the music started and him and Geoff nodded to the beat.
[Duncan]
Dude!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Geoff snatched the mic away from Duncan, and Duncan began dancing like an idiot as Geoff finished the song.
[Geoff]
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
Then Duncan and Geoff both began singing into the mic to finish the song.
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!
YEAH! ! ! !
The music ended, but the two drunken idiots were still dancing like retards. What they didn't notice, was the waitress videotaping the whole thing.
"Thank you! We'll be here next week!" Geoff announced as he and Duncan stumbled off the stage and into the street.
*The Next Day*
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!
YEAH! ! ! !
Duncan and Geoff stared wide-eyed at the screen.
"I cannot believe this." Duncan said.
"Youtube? She put it on YOUTUBE? FRIGGIN YOUTUBE? ! ? ? ! ? ! " Geoff shouted.
"I cannot believe this!" Duncan repeated. Duncan stared at the screen. The part where Geoff announced that they would be there next week came up.
"NO! WE WILL NOT BE THERE NEXT WEEK!" Duncan and Geoff shouted slamming the computer shut.
Hahahahahaha! That is so funny! Ah, you all have to admit that is both funneh as hell AND something Duncan and Geoff would do. Hahahahaha Review please!