A/N - This is a little fan fic one of my half cousins helped me with. One night we were chatting and he was watching sponge bob and he was like "Hey Redd (redd's not my real name)! What if on spongebob there was this episode where spongebob told squidward "Hey squidward you're really tall!" and then squidward said "Well, yes I'm as tall as my mother." and then spongebob and patrick giggle and run away?" So that is what this fanfic came up from! I do not own spongebob in any way, or it would prob be on cartoon network. Well, enjoy the fic.
Key -
Sponge Spongebob
Squid Squidward
Pat Patrick
Chapter 1
Narrarator - "It was a perfect day in Bikini Bottom. Well, almost."
Spongebob's alarm went off and he slipped out from under his sheets onto the floor.
Sponge - "I'm ready, I'm ready, to eat some cereal! Oh yeah, uh huh! Go spongebob, go spongebob!"
Gary - "Meow."
Sponge - "Oh my gosh Gary you're right! I'm going to Pat's place to listen to the new song!"
Spongebob ran down the stairs and poured a massive amount of snail food into Gary's bowl, then opened up the fridge.
Sponge - "Syrup, ketchup, bread, and spaghetti!"
Spopngebob pulled out the ingredients and poured them all in bowl.
Gary - "Meow?"
Sponge - "Of course it's okay to eat Gary! How many times have my ingredients been bad?"
Gary - "Meow."
Sponge - "Oh yeah. But I won't fail this time!"
Many bathroom stops later
Sponge - "Eww. I guess I'll just have some toast."
Spongebob got into the cupboard and got some bread. He put it in the toaster and waited.
Sponge - whistles
Bing! The toast pops out of the toaster and... it's burnt."
Sponge - "Oh tartersauce. I burnt it again. Oh well."
Spongebob threw the toast down and ran out the door, going to Patrick's house.
Pat's House
Pat - "Are you-- ready spongebob?"
Sponge - "I'm ready Patrick. Are you-- ready Patrick?"
Pat - "I'm ready spongebob! LET'S ROCK!"
Patrick turned on the radio.
Guy - "Ladies and Gentlefish, I know present you, "New Song" by "B.B. Lider!"
A hard rock song came on and Patrick turned the volume up to the max.
Squidward walked out the door with his same boring frown and knocked on Patrick's rock.
Squid - "What could these imbeciles be up to today?"
Patrick and Spongebob lift up the rock, which makes the music so loud that the ground around Squidward's house shakes.
Squid - "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU TWO!"
Squidward takes a baseball bat out of nowhere and smashes the radio to bits.
Squid - "I'm going to move SO FAR AWAY you won't even be able to call me!"
Squidward runs into his house, talks on the phone, and then a moving van comes and picks up his whole house.
Sponge - "Patrick!" Spongebob says with teary eyes.
Pat - "Spongebob!" Patrick says teary eyed.
Sponge/Pat - "Squidward is gone!"