If you don't know the M-O-T-H-E-R song, look for the sentimental, oldies version online.
I didn't write this. Danny did. Couldn't have been me.
"M" Is For...
By Detective Danny Williams
"M" is for the million ways he kills you.
"C" is for Camaro, though it's mine.
"Ga" is for the sound of someone choking.
"Rr" is for the growl he does so fine.
"E" is for the noise of distant screaming.
"T-T" stands for trouble that's Times Three.
Put them all together, it's "McGarrett,"
The man who'll be the death of me.