Disclaimer: I don't own them; they own me.

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"Seto, I have to roll it? Can't I just fold it?"

"Yes, Katsuya, you must roll it; how else would mine fit in?"

"But it's too much work."

"Well there's no need to thrust it in so roughly."

"You'd thrust it in roughly if you were as frustrated as I am at the moment! It's too hot and too heavy!"

"Can't handle it pup?"

"You know I can!"

"So then why did you ask for my help?"

"You try doing this by yourself then!"

"…"

"Ha! Thought so! Not even the great Seto Kaiba would dare do this daunting task by himself!"

"Hmph! The fact still remains, pup, that you asked for my help."

"And you gracefully accepted-"

"Only because you whined so much about how long this would take. I didn't want you wasting anymore time doing this and if my assistance can speed up the process then so be it."

"Aw, see? You do care."

"Shut up and get on with it."

"Seto? I need more."

"And what do you want me to do about it?"

"Go behind me and give me more!"

"Fine!"

"…"

"…Do you want any more?"

"No."

"Here."

"I said I didn't want anymore! And you didn't have to thrust it so harshly."

"This will lessen the strain back here so all you're really using are your arms."

"Fine…"

"Good pup."

"Just keep going; we're only about a quarter ways through!"

"I'm not the one that keeps yapping. You should save your energy, Katsuya. You're gonna need it."

"Well I'm sorry I'm not some robot that can just keep going!"

"Apology accepted."

"Grr…"

"…"

"Seto!"

"What?"

"Mine fell out…"

"And…?"

"Can you pick it up and put it through the back way?"

Sigh.

"Thanks."

"So, do you want to go the whole way?"

"What!?"

"I'm not tired."

"But it's too hot, and I'm all sweaty, and my back's sore!"

"Fine, we'll do it tomorrow!"

Smile.

"There, that's the last one!"

"Thanks for helping me with my paper round, Seto!"

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