A/N: So this is for me, Sarah (michelleandjulia) and Lyssa (beatlemaniacnumerouno) and all the other lonely hearts that had to go through Valentine's Day all alone! ENJOY.

Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own anything Beatle related except for the Blue Album and an old 1964 songbook of the Beatles' when they first came to America! NOTHING MORE.
Though I do call dibs on Macca... Just saying... Once I get my damn time machine, that is... xD

Kay

Ch 1
Happiness is a Warm Gun
Present, 2011, February 13

7 PM…

Lily Addison isn't one of the happiest people in the world when it comes to Valentine's Day. The fact that she doesn't need a reminder that she's alone and single from couples snogging in the halls everywhere in school is the main reason. However, every year she and her friends, Sarah and Alyssa, ease their lonely hearts by listening to four of the sweetest voices that can make any girl swoon: The Beatles.

I mean, who hasn't spent a sad Valentine's Day drowning their hearing away with adorable Liverpudlian men singing down-to-earth love songs to them throughout the night? It's a regular occasion for Lily and her best friends; more like a tradition.

"All right, I've got the record player." Sarah says as she heaves in a box through Lily's front door.

"And I've got the records!" Lyssa follows in with her backpack. "Rubber Soul, A Hard Day's Night…" she begins to name off the list of albums.

"Sweet!" Lily giggles, "The telly's ready downstairs. I have Help in and ready to go!" she ushers her friends down into the den. Blankets, pillows, Lily's 1973 Lyle guitar, a laptop, Magical Mystery Tour, Yellow Submarine and A Hard Day's Night litter the tan carpeted floor. The flat screen T.V has Help's DVD menu's music going over and over, begging to be played for the sake of their sanity.

"EEEEK!" they all squeal with delight in unison as Sarah quickly taps the play button on the DVD player's remote.

Five hours later, midnight, the grandfather clock upstairs in the dining room proclaims to the household that it is now Valentine's Day. The girls are all clad in their Beatle tees and music note covered pajama pants, preparing to play the Beatles' version of Rockband. Lily has been upstairs making goodies in the kitchen.

"I CALL BASS! HAPPY VALENTINE'S/SINGLES AWARENESS DAY!" she shrieks excitedly, jumping down the stairs with a fresh batch of Beatle decorated cupcakes in her hands. "Oh and I get the Paul cupcake too." She says sheepishly, giggling nervously as she holds the tray out to Sarah.

"Go for it." Sarah says, reaching over for the John one. "Mm, I bet he's tasty as he looks." She chuckles evilly, taking off the paper wrapping.

"I WANT GEORGIE!" Lyssa gets up from setting the Nintendo Wii for the game. She snatches one of the George cupcakes and then frowns. "…he won't hate me for eating him, right?" she asks, somberly looking at the frosting version of Harrison's adorable face.

"You'll have a piece of him inside you forever." Lily suggests airily, biting Paul's eye in half. She grimaces and mumbles, "Meh, black frosting doesn't taste so hot."

"Yeah, don't be so glum, Lyssa. He should feel honored for dwelling through your digestive system!" Sarah proclaims spontaneously, patting the youngest girl on the head.

Lyssa shrugs, "All right, then." She takes a small bite and sighs contentedly. "Mm, he tastes good!" she looks at Lily appreciatively and smiles.

"That's what she said!" Lily and Sarah shout at the same time, laughing madly and collapsing on the psychedelic colored blanket that covers the floor. They roll around, starting a small pillow fight while Lyssa sets up the Beatle game with a Wii controller. Immediately, the other two stop when they hear Helter Skelter playing on the Main Menu screen.

"When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide! Then I stop and I turn and I go for a ride! Then I get to the bottom and I SEE YOU AGAIN!" Lily does her own little rendition of one of her favorite McCartney Masterpieces (that's what she calls them, at least.)

"Well do you, don't you, want me to love you!" Sarah begins to sing all wildly with her friend.

"I'm comin' down fast but I'm miles above you!" Lily sings back.

"Tell me, tell me, tell me! C'mon tell me your answer!" Sarah mimes a microphone with her fist.

"WELL YOU MAY BE A LOVER BUT YOU AIN'T NO DANCER!" Lily finishes, laughing.

"HELTER SKELTER!" They both sing loudly.

"Um, are we gonna play or does this moment need to carry on even further?" Lyssa looks at her two friends with wide eyes. That wasn't the best performance of the Choir Sisters, but what can you do when your two best friends are in love with the Beatles?

"Oh, yeah, let's do this!" Sarah blushes and takes the Fender guitar controller.

"I GET TO-"

"BE PAUL, WE KNOW!" Sarah and Lyssa interrupt Lily's reminder. Lily giggles and picks up her beloved Hofner bass controller. She adores its violin-like base and long neck. If only she owned a real one…

2:30 A.M

After beating up Lily's '73 Lyle guitar, singing Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and watching Across the Universe while drooling at Jim Sturgess' amazing Scouse accent, the girls resolve to plug in Lily's iPod into to her ghetto computer speakers to listen to her vast collection of Beatle music.

Ringo Starr's You're Sixteen (You're Beautiful and You're Mine) is playing in the background when they finally collapse after dancing like crazy people on the colorful magical looking blanket. Lily takes a sip of her Wonderland Tea from Disney Land.

"What's the time?" she asks in a slurred voice, hiccupping from so much laughter.

"Almost three," Sarah answers, taking deep breathes and looking at the automated Yellow Submarine clock on Lily's ugly upright orange piano. "We should turn in and hit the hay." She suggests.

"Yeah, but keep your iPod on, Lil." Lyssa agrees, taking a swig from her can of Coke.

Lily laughs, "Oh, don't worry, I always listen to my boys while I sleep. Gives me good dreams, y'know?" she turns on the purple lava lamp that sits in the middle of the colorful blanket. The girls' sleeping bags form a triangle around it, their elbows propped up as they stare at the shapes forming like purple jellyfish floating in a deep ocean.

While Strawberry Fields Forever drones on through their minds, each of them drifts off to a very deep and peaceful sleep; rainbows, strawberries, submarines and the Fab Four's faces morphed together in their dreams…

A/N: SO? TELL ME WHAT YA THINK! :D
Kay