Sirius's smeegals
Authors: Welcome to the Harry Potter Cult
Disclaimer: what do you think? (although Sirius would be hilarious to have
around, a. we don't live in London, b. he's like gone now, and c. we don't
own him!)
Summary:there is no need, for we assume that you will read the story.
It was another morning at Hogwarts when James, Remus, and Peter
were resting in their beds. Suddenly, a loud AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! was heard
from the next bed over.
"What the— ?"
"THE SMEEGALS ARE ATTACKING!"
"The what? What the bloody hell are Smeegals!"
"My Precious!"
"I think he went insane! Sirius, we arn't your precious!"
FRODO, drop the ring!"
"Sirius your delerious." Said James
"The....the...the king and queen, and the pooper scooper of
smeegals were there. And the princess of smeegals they attacked and
started screaming SMEEGAL.
"That's nice" said Lupin, "I am going to Washington D.C. to
become a colonial. I am also majoring in political science."
All of a sudden someone jumped into the room and said, "Hi I am president
of the cult of Harry Potter wanna join."
Then James said "who the **** are you and how do you know my
name ?? ARE YOU STALKING ME???? AHHHHHHHHH! LILY GET THEM AWAY!
Lily: Oh shut up, you dumb player
"Don't swear, James, it's not polite!" Hermione said
~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~~~
Peter Pettigrew sat in his lonely corner, saying, "Yes, my lord. I shall
my lord. It will never happen again my lord." He then started to snog with
his pillow and suddenly the whole room looked at him.
"Uh, I was talking to uhh uhh the um um the uh, MASTER of the
smeegals!"
Sirius:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO!!! My smeegals! Mine! Mine Mine mine mine mine mine mine
mine mine mine mine!"
James then interjected: You so totally rock squirt! Give me some fin
*slap* Noggin *bonk* dude!~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All this has to leave you wondering what these people were on when
they wrote this. Humm, what were we on?
-I don't know
MAN W/ GOLDEN GUN! DON"T LEAVE US! WE LOVE YOU!
This story has in some form happened to us today and you will be left
wondering why oh why does the raven cry and why do you and I love
cheese? And why are we still writing this for I have no clue I think I will go
have some mountain dew. BYE!!!!
(p.S. we know smeegals are spelled wrong, but its our story, so deal with it)
BYE LUPIN! COME BACK FROM WASHINGTON D.C.
Authors: Welcome to the Harry Potter Cult
Disclaimer: what do you think? (although Sirius would be hilarious to have
around, a. we don't live in London, b. he's like gone now, and c. we don't
own him!)
Summary:there is no need, for we assume that you will read the story.
It was another morning at Hogwarts when James, Remus, and Peter
were resting in their beds. Suddenly, a loud AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! was heard
from the next bed over.
"What the— ?"
"THE SMEEGALS ARE ATTACKING!"
"The what? What the bloody hell are Smeegals!"
"My Precious!"
"I think he went insane! Sirius, we arn't your precious!"
FRODO, drop the ring!"
"Sirius your delerious." Said James
"The....the...the king and queen, and the pooper scooper of
smeegals were there. And the princess of smeegals they attacked and
started screaming SMEEGAL.
"That's nice" said Lupin, "I am going to Washington D.C. to
become a colonial. I am also majoring in political science."
All of a sudden someone jumped into the room and said, "Hi I am president
of the cult of Harry Potter wanna join."
Then James said "who the **** are you and how do you know my
name ?? ARE YOU STALKING ME???? AHHHHHHHHH! LILY GET THEM AWAY!
Lily: Oh shut up, you dumb player
"Don't swear, James, it's not polite!" Hermione said
~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~~~
Peter Pettigrew sat in his lonely corner, saying, "Yes, my lord. I shall
my lord. It will never happen again my lord." He then started to snog with
his pillow and suddenly the whole room looked at him.
"Uh, I was talking to uhh uhh the um um the uh, MASTER of the
smeegals!"
Sirius:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO!!! My smeegals! Mine! Mine Mine mine mine mine mine mine
mine mine mine mine!"
James then interjected: You so totally rock squirt! Give me some fin
*slap* Noggin *bonk* dude!~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All this has to leave you wondering what these people were on when
they wrote this. Humm, what were we on?
-I don't know
MAN W/ GOLDEN GUN! DON"T LEAVE US! WE LOVE YOU!
This story has in some form happened to us today and you will be left
wondering why oh why does the raven cry and why do you and I love
cheese? And why are we still writing this for I have no clue I think I will go
have some mountain dew. BYE!!!!
(p.S. we know smeegals are spelled wrong, but its our story, so deal with it)
BYE LUPIN! COME BACK FROM WASHINGTON D.C.