Harry Potter and the MASH 4077
Written by Chibikan
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter or MASH or anything pertaining to either.
AN: Yes another crossover from moi, I was watching MASH today and I couldn't help but think of what might happen if Harry ended up in the MASH universe
SUMMARY: Harry battles Voldemort yet again, and something goes wrong when Voldemort fires another killing curse at him. Instead of killing him, the Boy-Who-Lived is catapulted back in time, to the Korean War, just miles from Seoul and is rushed to US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital 4077 by an ambulance that finds him unconscious by the road. How will Harry get out of this? Or is this possibly a good thing.
Prologue:
Spells and curses ricocheted all around as the worst battle in the entire war went on. People were being tortured, wounded, and killed left and right. And in the middle of it all, two men, one just a seventh year in Hogwarts, and the other an ugly snake-faced wizard, were battling one another for their lives. Only there was much more at stake than just their own lives. The fate of the wizarding world rested on the outcome of this battle.
"This is the end of the line, Harry Potter!" Voldemort shrilled from his end of the court.
"Over my dead body, you old snake in the grass!" Harry retorted, albeit not his best come back.
The Dark Lord raised his wand and cast a cutting curse, sending Harry to the ground as it sliced his stomach open. Voldemort stepped closer to the boy and sneered. "Couldn't say it better myself. Avada Kedavra!"
But the green spell simply deflected off what seemed to be an invisible shield, knocking Voldemort off his own feet. The last time this had happened, Voldemort had been beaten from his own body and turned into nothing but a wandering ghost of his former self. But this time, something else happened. In reaction to the killing curse, Harry's own wand glowed and enveloped Harry in a red/gold light. Voldemort watched with a curious expression, what was happening to his target? Before he could try and get an answer, the light vanished, taking Potter with it.
Meanwhile, in another war torn area of trees and mountains, a green truck with a red cross on the side and top was racing down the road. The driver barely missed seeing something at the side of the road. He stopped to investigate. It was a young man bleeding from his abdomen.
"Oh my God," the man exclaimed. Quickly he summoned one of the assistants with him to bring a litter and together they got the man onto the ambulance and were back on their way. Finally they passed by a sign that read "MASH 4077".
AN: I know that was pathetic. But I promise the rest will be much better. Hope you enjoy this story as much as I enjoy writing it.