Lincoln Loud was waking up from a deep sleep. "There must be something wrong with me!", he said. Just then, his sister, Luan, gave him a stuffed bunny. "Here you go, Lincoln!", she said. "Great, another bunny for my stuffed animal collection," Lincoln said. Luan said, "You can name her whatever you want." And then Luan walked out the door. Lincoln thought, whatever I want, huh? "I'll go with... Patty. Patty Rabbit. You'll make a nice girlfriend for Bun-Bun", Lincoln said.
The next day, the Loud children were all on the couch, discussing various ideas. "I want to go see that Black Sabbath concert", said Luna. "I want to share makeup tips with Megan Fox," said Lola. "I want to read The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe", said Lucy. "I feel like coming up with big equations to end world hunger," said Lisa. "I wanna play in the mud," said Lana. "I wanna text something about how to look attractive in public to Bobby", said Lori. Lily exclaimed, "Otters!".
Lincoln said, "What's going on with Lily?" The rest of the Loud children shrugged.
Lisa said, "There's only one way to find out. She needs a test." But Lincoln objected and said, "She's just a baby! You just can't do a test on her! It's unethical!"
Lisa said, "Not that kind of test. I wanna see what's in her mind."
