Disclaimer: I do not own Evangelion or any of the characters from
Evangelion. Nor do I own gainex. Please don't sue me I spent all my money
on evangelion merchandise. So yes I'm using gainex characters.
Authors note: this is my first fanfic, I wrote a story on fictionpress though. Please r&r. I don't even care if it is a flame. I still haven't gotten any reviews from my other story. P.S I got this idea from a Zelda fanfic I read so that author (if he knows who he is, considering I forgot his name) gets credit for the idea.
Chapter 1: Shinji gets caught up with the times
"So what is it like being an eva pilot?" asked Jimbo, who was only 4'8 and 14 years old with hazel eyes and brown hair.
"Oh it's ok, considering I do all the work." Asuka said, trying to open her can of soda.
Then Shinji walked over to the two, who were sitting on a bench in the park.
"Who's your friend, Asuka?" said Shinji, who decided to invite himself into their conversation.
"Oh just someone I met on aim." Said Asuka not realizing that shinji, still lived in his own little Stone Age world.
"Say what!" said shinji, who was trying to scratch his ass as stealthy as possible.
"You mean to tell me you don't know what aim is!" said Asuka jumping up and dropping her soda directly on Jimbo's groin, causing him to clutch his crotch, making it look like he was masturbating and staring at Asuka's ass.
"You hentai!" said Asuka.
Asuka then smacked Jimbo so hard that he glided off the bench and beyond. After that Asuka resumed what she was just saying.
"Geez Shinji you really do live in your own little screwed up world." Said Asuka, cracking up at Shinji, who was now getting very embarrassed.
"Damn Asuka you always have to rub it in, why don't you just tell me what it is." Said shinji now very annoyed.
"Oh, so now you are mister tough guy, well why don't you just say something like that to my face, huh?" said Asuka trying to get shinji to attack her.
So shinji decided to start the "im so said" routine by fake-me-out crying his eyes out. He was trying to make Asuka feel bad about her self. It didn't work the way he planned.
"Well, if you must know aim is something you download onto your computer and you get a screen name and you can talk to people on the net." Said Asuka.
"I'll try it." He said.
"What's your screen name?" asked shinji, who had stopped his fake crying act.
"Sexyredhead02." Asuka said, trying to decipher if she had just ended her Internet social life.
"Thanks, I guess I'll see you around, do you have your own computer?" shinji asked as he finished his statement.
"Duh you dumbass." Asuka said as she started to run toward Hikari's house.
"Well see you on the AIM." Shinji replied, casually.
Author's pointless talk: I know it sucked so the next chapter will hopefully be better. Give me ideas, and please review. If it sucks just say so.
Authors note: this is my first fanfic, I wrote a story on fictionpress though. Please r&r. I don't even care if it is a flame. I still haven't gotten any reviews from my other story. P.S I got this idea from a Zelda fanfic I read so that author (if he knows who he is, considering I forgot his name) gets credit for the idea.
Chapter 1: Shinji gets caught up with the times
"So what is it like being an eva pilot?" asked Jimbo, who was only 4'8 and 14 years old with hazel eyes and brown hair.
"Oh it's ok, considering I do all the work." Asuka said, trying to open her can of soda.
Then Shinji walked over to the two, who were sitting on a bench in the park.
"Who's your friend, Asuka?" said Shinji, who decided to invite himself into their conversation.
"Oh just someone I met on aim." Said Asuka not realizing that shinji, still lived in his own little Stone Age world.
"Say what!" said shinji, who was trying to scratch his ass as stealthy as possible.
"You mean to tell me you don't know what aim is!" said Asuka jumping up and dropping her soda directly on Jimbo's groin, causing him to clutch his crotch, making it look like he was masturbating and staring at Asuka's ass.
"You hentai!" said Asuka.
Asuka then smacked Jimbo so hard that he glided off the bench and beyond. After that Asuka resumed what she was just saying.
"Geez Shinji you really do live in your own little screwed up world." Said Asuka, cracking up at Shinji, who was now getting very embarrassed.
"Damn Asuka you always have to rub it in, why don't you just tell me what it is." Said shinji now very annoyed.
"Oh, so now you are mister tough guy, well why don't you just say something like that to my face, huh?" said Asuka trying to get shinji to attack her.
So shinji decided to start the "im so said" routine by fake-me-out crying his eyes out. He was trying to make Asuka feel bad about her self. It didn't work the way he planned.
"Well, if you must know aim is something you download onto your computer and you get a screen name and you can talk to people on the net." Said Asuka.
"I'll try it." He said.
"What's your screen name?" asked shinji, who had stopped his fake crying act.
"Sexyredhead02." Asuka said, trying to decipher if she had just ended her Internet social life.
"Thanks, I guess I'll see you around, do you have your own computer?" shinji asked as he finished his statement.
"Duh you dumbass." Asuka said as she started to run toward Hikari's house.
"Well see you on the AIM." Shinji replied, casually.
Author's pointless talk: I know it sucked so the next chapter will hopefully be better. Give me ideas, and please review. If it sucks just say so.