The Death of Navi Chapter 1: The Death of Navi, a legend of zelda fanfic

The Death of Navi By:

Chris Boyer

I give part of the credit to the Zelda Characters without whom I would have no story. May Navi stay dead.

Disclaimer: I don't own Link Navi or any body else in this story but I do own the story line R&R PLZ. And Thanks to all my reviewers on my other stories.

One day in the middle of well... nowhere on one of Link's many days of well... doing nothing while he was supposed to be doing something incredibly important. Link was relaxing near a tree in a nice area that wasn't in the game, Link said to Navi, his fairy. "Hey Navi."

"If this is another one of your stupid questions about a FREAKING monster I will personally kill you." The Fairy responded.

"I don't know why I even ever asked you anything in the fire temple did you help against the big flaming dragon no you just said 'I don't know the weak point' so thats why we are here hiding." Just as Link was about to continue, Navi interrupted and said one her most famous catch lines.

"Hey, listen."

Knowing perfectly well where this was going to go Link could only say, "OH NO!" Of course that would not stop the determined Navi.

"Hey listen." Link was getting very angry with the excuse for a fairy. So Link said the most insulting thing you can say to a fairy,

"Ok I'm being honest here shut up or I am going to trap you in a bottle." It was as though nothing could stop the awesome power of Navi's catch phrase.

"Hey listen." Link always held on to his threats.

"That's it." And true to his word Link put Navi in a bottle, But Navi's all-annoying voice could not be stopped by glass.

"Hey listen." Then the glass broke into thousands of shards. Link never really liked Navi much anyway.

"You JERK of a fairy, you broke my best bottle." Navi apparently has no regret for anything as all Zelda fans know.

"Hey listen." Link really couldn't take anymore.

"This is a fate worse than death Gannondorf I'm all yours." And the king of evil came out of the sky in front of Link.

"DIE RIGHT NOW." and Gannondorf killed Link with a sword, (Because that energy ball is cheap.) Though the all-annoying fairy was too small to kill and started circling Link's body bringing him back to life.

"Hey Listen." Link was simply dumb-struck.

"Hey If you could do that the whole time why do we use the red fairies!"

"Hey listen."

Link gave in, "All right I'll bite. What?" But just because Navi is an idiot she said (It is a she right?)

"Hey listen." Gannondorf guessed he could leave now.

"She's your problem Hero I hope she kills you." Link thought at this rate Navi might kill him.

"Hey listen." Link had grown tired of this.

"For the love of Din WHAT!" "Hey listen." Link was going kill Navi off now.

"I am so sick of you." and he shot Navi with an arrow then a new Navi flew in.

"Hey listen." Navi had multiple stunt doubles for no reason at all.

"OH MY GOSH HOW MANY STUNT DOUBLES DO YOU HAVE ABOUT 9 HAVE ALREADY DIED." Navi is either very annoying or stupid... or both.

"Hey Listen." At this point there is no stopping Navi and all Link can do is yell at her for hours.

"I REALLY hate you do you know that?" "Hey listen." Realizing he can't do this on his own he calls in for a reinforcement. "ZELDA!" But Navi being so incredibly stupid keeps going.

"Hey listen." Zelda appears out of nowhere and being just as stupid as Navi asks.

"What is it Link?"

"Hey listen" Link has to yell at Zelda to get anything through her thick head.

"KILL THAT FAIRY PLEASE!"

"Hey listen."

But Zelda being the wasteful idiot she was in Ocarina of Time says, "Screw that she's your problem." And walks off.

Then Navi filling her only purpose in the whole game says yet again, "Hey listen."

Link has decided to actually do what he was supposed to and says, "Screw this we're going back to the fire temple."

There Navi decided it was time to say "Hey listen." When they finally got to the fire temple. (Because Navi broke his ocarina being the idiot she is.) They started heading to the boss door that hid unexpectedly... the boss.

"Hey listen."

"Ok really shut up." Link said as he stepped through the door.

"Hey listen." That's I give up. I'm Leaving. The new narrator will be here soon.

"Hey listen."

"Let's focus on me. Come Navi I hope that dragon kills you."

"Hey listen." I got a new job guys. Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"Ok really shut up. You're annoying."

"Hey listen" The Big-flaming-dragon-thing-of-doom came out of the ground and actually spoke to Link or me I don't know I'm a idiot. Hey listen.

"NAVI IS THE NEW NARRATOR NO IT'S NOT FAIR THAT'S 24 HOUR A DAY PAIN." Yeah that's right and there's nothing you can do about it.

"Time to Die." That's the darn dragon. Now for my best line ever. Hey listen.

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"Oh no you brought HER." He didn't bring me I came. But anyway I decided to get rid of that annoying Big-flaming-dragon-thing-of-doom.

"No I can't... take... it... any... more." And then It died thanks to Navi the mighty. Hey listen.

"Hey listen'" Then Link asked his stupid question. Hey listen.

"Is it important this time like you won't say the death mountain looks odd even though we're in here?" Do I ever say anything important EVER? Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"You are a curse even the enemy hates you." Thank you very much that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"I hate you so much." We all live in a giant circle of hate. Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"WE NEED THE OLD NARRATOR." Your just against fairies. Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"Oh, Din, I'm cursed."

"Hey listen."

"FOR THE LOVE OF DIN WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST ALL YOU EVER DO IS SAY-"

"Hey listen." "Yeah That." Not true I also say watch out I just like to annoy people.

"Hey listen." "That's it." OW, Link why did you step on me? Hey listen. "Hey listen."

"OH MY GOSH."

"Hey listen."At this point my stunt double flew in. Hey listen.

"Why do you even have stunt doubles? Your a fairy."

"Hey listen."

"TAEL!"

"Hey listen."

"Hey Link."

"Hey listen."

"Yeah you are messed up."

"Hey listen."

"Tael will you be my fairy because your useful and Navi well... isn't... Ever." That's just plain mean. Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"On one condition."

"Hey listen."

"What."

"Hey listen."

"WE KILL NAVI NOW." Oh watch, this is priceless. Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"Agreed." Tael and Link kill me (A/N: A.K.A. THE ANNOYANCE) or so he thinks. Hey listen.

"Ha ha ha I was Navi in disguise." I took off that stupid costume and Link had asked me to be his fairy.

"Hey listen."

"I hate you so much."

"Hey listen."

"I will pay 500 rupees to the life form that kills Navi." Hey that almost sounded like Link doesn't like me. Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"Yeah that thing." Thousands try to kill me and fail but I can't give you detail or the rating might have to change because no one shows a fairy pity. Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"Great Deku Tree Sprouts in the sky Navi what have you done to me." I didn't do anything... much... a little... or more. Hey listen.

"Hey listen." Suddenly the Great Deku Sprout appeared. Hey listen.

"Link there is one way to kill Navi."

"Hey listen."

"Forget it dude she's too annoying goodbye." Then the tree left... somehow. Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"Your annoying me to no end Navi." That sounded a Little offensive. Just for that I'm not helping. Hey listen.

"FINALLY SOME FREAKING PEACE AND SILENCE."

"Hey listen."

"I quit even $15 an hour isn't worth this." Oh boy, Link and the Director will start arguing now. Hey listen.

"Hey listen."

"Dude you signed the contract your stuck here until the game is out in 2007, March."

"Hey listen."

"Well my contract DIDN'T include Fairies as annoying as heck!"

"Hey listen."

"How do you know what your contract includes you can't even read."

"Hey listen."

"Um... Guess I gotta give that one to you."

"Hey listen." "DO YOU HAVE SOUND PROOF WALLS OR ANYTHING?"

"Hey listen."

"Sure thing one second."

"Hey listen." Hey this guy is putting walls around me and oh shiny shiny lights must stare at lights and repeat catch phrase. Hey listen.

"I can still hear her."

"Hey listen."

"Oh you wanted sound prove walls that worked sorry dude I'm too cheap for that."

"Hey listen."

"Your cheap? I get paid $15 an hour."

"Hey listen."

"Yeah but look at your comrade."

"Hey listen."

"Never mind I see your point."

"Hey listen." What kinda crap is this I leave to go get lunch and you replace me with a fairy. (I'm better than you.) That's it let's get this on ball of light thingy. (Hey listen.) AH you are a worthy enemy but now I will kill you. (Hey listen.) PAIN must hold on will not listen. (Hey listen.) NO I must live. (Hey listen.)

"That narrator is going to die but he's better than Navi. Navi I will give you some happy fairy cookie if you come down." YEAH cookie but I like the light. Hmmmmmm... Light/cookie Light/cookie COOKIE.

"Hey listen." Now that I have regained my post NAVI IS A DUMB IDIOT. Angry glares from Navi fans (That don't really exist, guns are loaded) I mean Navi is different. (Crowd leaves.)

"Hey listen." VERY different.

"Hey listen."

"Navi shut the crap UP! Everyone hates You. The narrator hates you. The director hates you. And I hate you to no end." Then suddenly a cry of Navi's all powerful catch phrase reached the skies. The three goddesses decided that giving Navi life was a mistake. So, they killed Navi and all of her hundreds of stunt doubles. And Hyrule became a better place. The End