AN: I'm baaaaaaaaaack. Yet another perody of a cool song.
Disclaimer: Tekken belongs to namco, The Vampire Club belongs to Voltaire, I own everybody.
When the moon was full ith the color of blood
and the bikers came to the Devil club
The leader was tall and sly and slim
His name was good ol' Paul Phoenix
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But when he recognised the Devil from his school
He did something that was most uncool
He said: 'Hey everybody, see the fool in the cape!
His name's Kazuya Mishima and he's in the eight grade!'
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Things were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a Devil scourned
#1 rule in this game: Never call him by his real na-ame
Horns were pulled on and hats were crushed
My pointy boots in a rush
And Bryan at the bar, orders a bud and says:
'It's just another night at the Devil club.'
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Ogre lost a fang in the ladies' room
Eddy laughed and called his snag ol' tune
Wang was mad 'cause they broke his cane
And he flushed his contacts down the drain
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There was so much angst after the fight
Jin and Xiaoyu broke up that night
Plus some Tekkenshu danced in a bottle of goo
That Yoshimitsu stole from Heihachi's loo
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Things were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a Devil scourned
#1 rule in this game: Never call him by his real na-ame
Horns were pulled on and hats were crushed
My pointy boots in a rush
And Bryan at the bar, orders a bud and says:
'It's just another night at the Devil club.'
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And It's hard to beleive, but it's still around
When we hang out it's always upside down
Dressed in black from toe to head
We make Ganruy appear underfed
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A gaggle of the Devils is a peaceful sight
cuz we'll do anything to avoid a fight
But if you realy wanna see some gore and blood
wati till the JACK-5s come to the Devil club
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Things were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a Devil scourned
#1 rule in this game: Never call himk by his real na-ame
Horns were pulled on and hats were crushed
My pointy boots in a rush
And Bryan at the bar, orders a bud and says:
'It's just another night at the Devil club.'
AN: That's it.