How to Piss Off Hisoka
(Disclaimer: I do not own Hunter X Hunter)
1. Ask Hisoka to complete a mission that involves crawling in mud, sweating in the desert, and swimming in underground sewage.
2. When Hisoka is 200% dirty and stinky, don't let him take shower/bath.
3. Buy out all hair styling products so he cannot style his hair for a month.
4. Give him a red nose so he looks more like a clown.
5. Give him coins whenever he throws his cards at people.
6. Ask him to work as a male striptease in the night club.
7. Tell him he has great potential to become a gigolo.
8. Tell him the world's best martial artist is in the Himalayas. Once Hisoka spent a long time searching for this martial artist without success, tell him that person has just moved to Antarctica.
9. Once Hisoka arrived in Antarctica, pour a bucket of Husky poo on him.
10. Tell Hisoka the only way to cleanup is jump into the icy water.
11. Inform him the martial artist just lost all of his fighting abilities due to a car accident.
12. Invite people to watch Hisoka bathing in the lake and charge them $10 per person.
13. Offer the special discount of buy-one-get-one-free because Hisoka bathes at least twice a day.
14. Make sure you invite male audience as well.
15. Build a 20-level poker card tower right in front of Hisoka and challenge him to build a higher one.
NB: Although I've been mean to Hisoka, but I still love him ;-)