Mission: Emorid
Do I even need to bother with a disclaimer. If I owned FFVII, I'd be one rich person. But I don't, so I'm not.
I've gotten some influence in my story from bleueyz. So if you like this story, I highly suggest you read her story, Could do without, even if you don't, still read hers, it's that great.
Anyways Enjoy!
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"HEY VINNIE!!" said everyone's favorite hyperactive ninja, well more like yelled at Vinnie I mean Vincent's coffin banging on it.
"… Need sleep" was the only response she got
"Um….isn't 23 years enough sleep for one person?" Yuffie asked going of into thinking mode, which involved talking to herself, which everyone knows how much trouble that gets her.
"…repenting" said the half dead vampire
"Geez, you suck at repenting, how is sleeping your life away repenting?" Some how Yuffie had managed to pull a chair from nowhere and now was sitting on it in the Thinker's position.
"…If she can't live neither will I." strangely enough Vincent still hadn't moved from his coffin position which was still closed.
"If I'm going to argue to you about how to repent, I atleast want to be able to see your face, to make up for the lack of words, Mr. McBrood brood." With that the coffin was yanked open Yuffie's super ninja strength.
"…I do not Brood"
"I wish for once you wouldn't talk with you dot dot dots. It's really annoying." sighed Yuffie leaning on the coffin.
"…Look whose calling the kettle black"
"What's that suppose to mean! At least I don't mope and go all Goth."
"…First you say I brood then now you way I mope. Can't make up your mind can you?"
"UGH! You get what I mean. Go get out of this coffin, which is strangely nice for some odd reason, did you get it specially made? And smell the roses compared to dead bodies. Which gets me thinking, do you ever take a bath?"
Vincent use to her ramblings, just answered now sitting up since it's humiliating to talk to someone lying down, chose ignore her last questions and got to the point,"…What do you want?"
"Hey, who said I needed anything? Can't a person just come and visit their vampire friend?"
"…I insist you stop calling me names. What do you want?" With this Vincent gave Yuffie is "I'm better than you because I can raise one of my eyebrows so high" look.
"You know that look doesn't work on me. And by the way, I think you got to get over repenting. We've beaten Sepheroh and his 3 clones and got rid of Chaos, which I thought he was really cool, and yet you still insist on repenting. Build a house and get over it!" By this time Yuffie had gone in to maniac mode which involved arm swinging, which Vincent managed to avoid, and screaming at the top of her head.
"…I believe the phrase is "Build a bridge and get over it"" While Vincent still had his emotionless look that would have creeped out anyone, but Yuffie isn't anyone, she had gotten it so many times she was use to it or it had never worked on her at all.
"So if that's the case then do it!" She glared into his face
an eyebrow rose "…you want me to build a bridge?"
"YES, I mean no wait I mean yes…What to I mean? You're confusing me!" She held her head in her hands and shook her head.
"…You're wasting my time."
"…you mean the time you would be using to so call "repent"?"
"…I call it sleeping."
"WAIT WHAT!! You're taking back what you said before! You're just going to try to confuse me into leaving aren't you!?! Well guess what buddy, it isn't going to work!" With thus she went into her ninja position, "I shall not give up until I can get you to stop repenting! Leviathan, be my witness!" with thus she ran out of the room to plot.
"…"
A head pops back into the room, "See you tomorrow, Vinnie!"
"…there goes my
sanity"
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There we go, my first fanfic. Please R&R so I know some is reading this and I'm not wasting my time. Any advice is good. For I'm still learning about writing fanfics.