-Me- Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Thirty-seventh Invader Zim story. I strongly suggest that you read the other thirty in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's New Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom, New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's Grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and, Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever, Christmas Eve Shopping Spree, The Most Wonderful X-Mas Ever, Amethyst and Kierra's Worst Day Ever, End of the Year Sleep Over, Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker, Poison Bloody Pineapple, Hearts and Arrows, Bloody Sword Transfusion, First day back, Final Destination Iz style, Fourth of July Speech of Doom, First Date, Opposite Day, Neurotically Nice, Sonic Siren, Romance Blooming Deception, The Candy Zombie of Horror, Zombie Squeal, Thanksgiving Turkey Surprise, Invader Zim Western, Crash Course, and A Meekrob Christmas Carol. I don't own Invader Zim. I wish I did, but I don't. ENJOY AND REVIEW!
Setting 1 Amethyst's Room
Amethyst was in her room in her PJ's sitting on her bed. She was talking to Paige and Rachel on her mirror. She was having a Three Way Video Phone Call.
-Amethyst- And, that is why I hate Mr. Elliot. No filthy human should ever be that happy. No offence Paige.
-Paige- None taken Amethyst. I think he is creepy too.
-Amethyst- I knew it. Anyways guys weren't we supposed to be talking about something important? (Awkward silence.)
-Kierra- Oh for crying out load. You guys were supposed to be discussing Shadow's Surprise Birthday Party!
-Amethyst- Oh yah…
-Paige- Well I think…
-Amethyst- No Paige you don't get to speak, because it was your fault that we got off topic in the first place.
-Paige- What?
-Rachel-Amethyst is right Paige. You were the one who ask who we think is the worst teacher, and I said that Mrs. Bitters is the creepiest.
-Amethyst- Well we all think that…
-Kierra- Oh just get on with it already I want to go to sleep.
-Amethyst- Kierra don't interrupt me. Anyway let's figure out who does what. First of all after many weeks of begging and cleaning my Dad is finally on board and we booked a gym.
-Rachel- You know Amethyst your father is going to have to accept the fact that you're dating my brother someday.
-Amethyst- I don't think it's Shadow that my Dad does not like, after all Shadow did save his life, it's the fact that I'm dating and growing up in general that he can't stand.
-Rachel- Whatever…
-Amethyst- Alright now Rachel what can you do?
-Rachel- Julie always said "I am great in the kitchen." So I'll cook and she can help. I can make a mean Alien Birthday Cake.
-Amethyst- Good make sure it is an Alien Birthday Cake, because I do don't want to turn into an Earth Kaleidoscope again.
-Paige- Oh yah I remember that you looked so funny. Hahahaha… (Amethyst looked really mad and her eye twitched so Paige stopped laughing.) Sorry Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Yah well I'm glad somebody got a laugh about it, because I was changing colors for a week and GIR WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE! And now Mrs. Laughing Pants what can you do?
-Paige- I am glad you asked. I can bring the party favors. Like streamers, balloons, plates, bowls, and silverware.
-Amethyst- Cool. Now we just have to figure out who is going to distract Shadow while the rest of us set up the party.
-Rachel- Well I think you should do it Amethyst.
-Paige- I second that motion.
-Amethyst- What? No!
-Paige- Why not I mean this whole thing was your idea?
-Amethyst- Yah, but whoever has to distract Shadow has to pretend that they forgot his birthday, and he might get mad at them.
-Rachel- Oh come on Amethyst. My brother loves you he could never get mad at you, and just think about how happy he'll be once you bring him to the party.
-Amethyst- Alright fine I'll do it, but you guys had better not take too long setting the party up and Kierra you're coming with me.
-Kierra- What why?
-Amethyst- Oh I'm sorry would you rather help Diva keep Gir under control at the party?
-Kierra- Oh second thought I'd be happy to come with you Master.
-Amethyst- Good well I'll be by your house around 10:00 a.m. Rachel. Remember mums the words.
-Rachel and Paige- Right.
-Paige- Well bye Amethyst. (She ended her transmission.)
-Amethyst- Wait Rachel before you hang up. I am going to tell the Wisest in the morning to send Shadow's Birthday present to the party. So bring a portable teleporter with you O.k.?
-Rachel- O.k. see you tomorrow Amethyst. (She hung up.)
-Kierra- Well thank goodness that's over with. I mean seriously you guys give a bad name to 3 Way Video Calling. You have been talking since 9 and it is now 1.
-Amethyst- Well excuse me I've said it a 1,000 times Kierra you can have you own room if you want or you can share Diva's Room.
-Kierra- No she has a Shrine to Gir in there and I could never enjoy waking up to that every morning. And besides I like to keep an eye on you Master.
-Amethyst- (She was pulling the covers over her body.) Whatever let's just get some sleep Kierra.
-Kierra- I'm with you Master. (They were about to fall asleep when the mirror started to ring and it was It's The End of the World song.) OH COME ON WHAT NOW!
-Amethyst- Wait Kierra that's the Wisest's ringtone. (She used her remote to turn the transmission back on, and the Wisest appeared on the screen.) Hello My Wisest. (She said saluting.)
-Wisest- Greeting Amethyst. Sorry to contact you so late. I hope I didn't wake you…
-Kierra- Oh no she was up this late talking to… (Amethyst covered her mouth.)
-Amethyst- Shh... Kierra. Anyway what's wrong my Wisest?
-Wisest- Well remember how when you gave The Resisty their own planet and Save Lard Narr's Wife?
-Amethyst- How could I forget they almost ruined my X-mas?
-Wisest- Anyway they had a daughter today.
-Amethyst- What, but I thought she would not arrive this soon?
-Wisest- Well she did and we need you to watch her.
-Amethyst- What why?
-Wisest- Because, she's blind and she needs to be watched while my scientists construct her glasses that will allow her to see.
-Amethyst- I don't know my Wisest. You see tomorrow is Shadow's Birthday and I have to distract him. By the way my Wisest can you send his present to these coordinates… (She typed up the coordinates on her remote.)
-Wisest- Sure, but that is beside the point. The point is it is your dutty Amethyst as the future Wisest to watch over our allies' princess when we need you to.
-Kierra- And think of it this way Master. Taking care of a… ah what is she anyway Wisest?
-Wisest- She is a Semi-Mix, because she looks like a Vort, but she has bold hair. See… (A picture of Meena appeared on the screen near the Wisest.)
-Kierra- O.k… Thanking care of a Blind Princess Semi-Mix would be the perfect excuse. Shadow will defiantly believe that you forgot his Birthday.
-Amethyst- Alright fine I'll do it. Man I sure am making a lot of promises for tomorrow aren't I. Oh by the way my Wisest what's her name?
-Wisest- Meena and don't tell her about the glasses they're a surprise, and her parents don't want her to get her hops up. My scientists have never made glasses for a Semi-Mix before. So it may be difficult.
-Amethyst- Wait won't you need her to test the new glasses?
-Wisest- Hahahaha… Of course not Amethyst you belittle us our technology is way better then stupid human technology. All we really need is her DNA so we can clone her eyes and…
-Amethyst- Stop I don't need the gross details. I'll do it. Just have her sent to my Dad's Base at 9:30 a.m. Earth Time.
-Wisest- Can do and thank you Amethyst. (She ended the transmission.)
-Amethyst- Well Kierra tomorrow sure is going to be weird.
-Kierra- Yep and interesting Master.
-Amethyst-Yah it's going to be one of those days Kierra. (They went to bed.)
-Me- Yes that is all for now. Anyway I have a whole lot of drawing up today that I know you all will love. So review and comment those drawings at and this story, and until next time I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!