Tick, tock, tick, tock, ti-. The clock stopped. Or was it just her imagination?
"And that is how a cell.." Man this was boring. She turned to look back at the clock. It still wasn't moving. She sighed and looked at her classmates. They all seemed to be just as bored as her. You would think that only having twelve people in a class would be fun, but noooo, the teacher just had to drone on and on.
Sighing she turned back to her page, eying her sorry excuse for notes. Ah well, she would just copy someone else's later. Absent mindedly, she drew a small transmutation circle in the corner.
"Miko, can you answer this question?" Ah, shoot, they were doing homework now. She flipped to the proper page as the student answered, accidentaly brushing her fingers against the circle.
"Good, now if you look at how-" A bright light filled the room, cutting the teacher off. When it subsided, there was nothing left but empty desks and notebooks. Going into a panic, they didn't even realise that there were twelve new figures standing in the feild.
"Havoc, I'm going to need you and Breda to go..." Mustang went on. It was a quiet day in the east city base, things were proceeding at the pace of turtles stampeding through peanut butter in snow. Falman, like always, was diligently paying attention. But he couldn't say he wasn't releived, if only a little bit, when a bright light consumed the room, halting Mustang in mid-order. But what came afer was just as bad, if not worse. His superiors had dissapear, replaced with some kids in military costumes.
" Hey, what's going-" He said drawing his gun. He was quickley cut off by the cries of the new arrivals.
"What the hell??!! Where are we?" "Who's that guy?" " Holy-! Look at what we're wearing!" "WHOOHOO! NO MORE SCIENCE!!!!" They all ran around the room for a while, then they proceeded to whisper in a little huddle in a corner. Suddenly the girl who'd replaced Riza snapped her fingers.
"I know who you are!" She pointed at Falman. " Your Warrant Officer Falman!" One of the boy's eyes lit up, but the other two still looked puzzled. They whispered some more. The girl snatched the cigarette from on of the puzzled ones mouth showed it to them, then smushed it on the floor. They continued for a few more minutes and would have continued but Falman started getting impatient. Hiding behing his gun, he cleared his throat.
"Look, I don't know who you are or what's going on, but I need some answers, now!"
They looked up at him at him for a moment then delved into whispers again. Finally the girl was pushed forward. She turned around and shot them a death glare, then turned back to Falman.
" My name is Katrina, back there" pointing to the group in the corner "Is Ilyas," The boy who'd replaced the colonel waved "Zack" the boy who'd replaced Fuery smiled "And Jason." They one who was smoking earlier shifted with a shrug. "We come from Canada, We have some idea how we got here but we can't explain it. We think several others have been transported here as well, but we have no idea where and the people that disappeared went to our world. "
"If what you say is true, we should inform the Fuhur about this immediatly!"
"No! We can't tell the Fuhur!"
"Why?"
"Baecause!"
Falman thought for a moment. What should he do? What would he tell everyone else?
"Well I guess I don't really have a choice. But try to keep a low profile. We don't want a lot of attention."
In Central at the military base, the Fuhrer was late for his meeting. His secretary walked into his office, only to find a boy looking through his books. He was wearing a tiny version of the fuhrers uniform and an eye patch. She stared at him.
"Wh-what's g-going on?" she stuttered "Wh-where's Mr. B-bradly?"
The boy look up at her with disinterest. He turned back to his book. " It appears that I have been transported to a parallel dimension, which is similar to my own, except it's in the 1920s and the technology is not advancing in the same way."
He spent the rest of his day in a jail cell.
"Envy! Sloth! Get down here right now!" Silence met her ears. Goddamn it, why did she creat such usless beings? Dante walked down the corridor to the main room, hoping to find the homunculi there. As soon as she entered, though a bright light filled the room, temporarily blinding her. When her vision returned, a strange sight welcomed her. All of her homunculi had transformed into little urchins. Envy, she could understand, but Sloth, Gluttony and Lust too? And they were all girls!
"Miko! What the hell are you wearing? That outfit it hideous!" 'Lust' laughed, tossing her blond hair. 'Sloth' and 'Gluttony' joined in. The new Envy was fuming. She looked like the other one, green hair and all, albeit a little shorter than before.
"What are you talking about? This has got to be that coolest thing ever!" But the others continued laughing. Glaring, Envy jumped up and kicked Lust in the shin. She was sent flying into the wall, craking the wood a bit.
"OOWWW!! Miko! That really hurt! When did you learn to kick so hard?"
"Ha ha, serves you right!" She took a step back and tripped over a chair.
"Ow! There's a chair there! Wait, what?" She spun around.
"When the heck did we get here?"
"Hey, who are you? Do you know where we are?" 'Gluttony' started chewing the wall. I guess somethings never change.
"Yes, your in my house. I'm Dante please come with me." They all stared at each other for a second, looking like they were trying to communicate telepathicly. Six hand gestures and a couple of twiches later 'Miko' said
"Yea um.....how bout no? We shouldn't really go with peole we do't know, right?"
Dnate sighed. "If you won't come with me by yourselves, I'll just take you by force." She clapped her hands together. Suddenly Miko jumped out a window onto a tree and started jumping from tree to tree. Meanwhile Kailean, Jessica, and Alex ran through the hole Kailean had chewed. They escaped out the front door and disappeared into the forest.
Ed and Al were fighting about a kitty again.
"No, Al you can't have a cat! How many times do I have to tell you?"
"But brother, look at how cute she is!" He held up the kitty in question. Suddenly it started to glow. When the glow stopped, the kitty looked around then screamed.
"OMG WHERE AM I, WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT AM I DOING HERE!?!?!?!"
"Aughhh!" Al dropped the kitty and hid behind his brother who was slowly backing cat landed on her feet. She looked down.
"What the hell?!?!? I'm a cat!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHY AM I A CAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" She started running in circles. After a few minutes she flopped down exhausted. Ed and Al approached her nervously.
"Um... excuse me but, you weren't a cat before?" Ed started poking her. She bit his hand, cringing when her teaath met metal. She hissed and darted away from him.
"No, I wasn't always a cat! I was a student in school just ten minutes ago! What's going on?" She sat down unhappy.
Al picked her up. "We don't know what's going either,what about you brother?" He stared scratching behind her ears. She purred and rubbed up against him.
"Nope, not a clue." The cat rolled up into a little ball in Al's hands and fell aleep.
""What should we do, brother? We can't leave her here." Ed looked at the sleeping feline.
"Ok, I guess we have to keep her. At least until we find out what's wrong."
In Resembool, Winry was fixing someone's automail, when Hohenhiem randomly walks in. Then the Predictable White Light of Squids From Beyond appears and they are replaced with Madeleine and Gord. Everybody freaks out, yadayadaya, they go and look for everyone else.