The Adventures of Joey Wheeler
Prologue
Yami woke up, feeling a little bit more uncomfortable than usual, and as anyone who has felt Yugi's bed can tell you, that's saying something. "Uggh… Where… Where am I?" Yami looked around, but all he could see darkness. "Hey!" he exclaimed, "This isn't Yugi's house! It's too dark and doesn't smell nearly as bad!"
Just then two figures appeared out of nowhere. Yami immediately recognized them as Marik and Yami Bakura.
"Hello Pharaoh!" said Marik.
"Marik! Bakura! Where am I?"
"While you slept, we went into your room and brought you here to the shadow realm." answered Yami Bakura.
"Yes," said Marik, "and now all your powers are belong to us! Mwa ha ha ha ha!"
"How did you get into my room?" asked Yami.
"The nice old man let us in" responded Marik.
Yami assessed the situation for a moment. "So, now that you've captured me, what exactly are you going to do? Are you going to whip me?"
"Nope." said Marik.
"Really? Cause, you know, I wouldn't be against it or anything."
"I'm not going to whip you."
"I'll whip you." said Yami Bakura. "I'll give you a nice, long whipping."
"Mmm. Just don't forget the whipped cream."
"I don't get it, what are you guys talking about?" asked Marik confused.
There was a moment of silence.
"Marik, I think it would be best if you were to leave the room." said Yami Bakura.
"What? Why?"
"Hey," said Yami, coming to a realization, "where's Yugi anyway?"
"He's right over there." said Yami Bakura, pointing to a corner of the shadow realm. Sure enough, there was Yugi eating chocolate flavored ice cream. "'Sup Pharaoh?" he said.
"Hey," said Yami, "how come HE gets ice cream?"
"oh, don't worry," responded Yami Bakura, "you'll be getting your 'ice cream' soon enough."
"Will there be 'sprinkles' on top?"
"Hey!" objected a rather oblivious Marik, "I thought we agreed we wouldn't get him any ice cream!"
There was a moment of silence.
Yami Bakura face palmed. "Marik just… Just shut up."
End of Prologue
Joey will be in the next chapter, I PROMISE!