Hullo. You may know me from the Inheritance Forums. There I am maskedangelxX, and hunkywerecat and I have written this. It's meant as a joke, don't get all pissed if you think it's an insult to Eragon. And any angry reviews are solely a waste of your time.

Thank you.

So here's the info on this:

Title: Eragon the Musical

Authoresses: maskedangelxX (a.k.a. Isabel Fletcher) and hunkywerecat.

Summary: Just a bit of fun. The story Eragon set to music. Humorous.

Scene 1:

(Stage is dimly lit. It seems that you are in a forrest. But you're obviously not. A young (ha, young. She's like 100) woman staggers in.
It is Arya! (Dun dun dun). She is carrying something. It's…blue cotton candy! On a second glance we see that it is, in fact, a dragon egg.)

ARYA:
Don't lie and say that it's OK.
It's alright here, there's nothing more to say.
So I'm running away.
I'm leaving this place.
Yeah, I'm running away.
I'm running away.

(She sets the egg down, and begins to dance. At least, attempts to. She prances back and forth, every so often pausing dramatically)

Don't tell me, I don't want to play.
It's too late for you to make me stay.
No, I won't stay.
So I'm running away.
I'm leaving this place.
Yeah, I'm running away.
I'm running away.

(Arya gives the audience her best "Don't mess with me. You won't know what hit you" look. It isn't exactly working. Yet she continues to 'dance')

And faster than you can follow me from this lonely place.
And farther than you can find me, I'm leaving
Yeah I'm leaving today.
And I, I'll never let you find me.
I'm leaving you behind with the past
No, I won't look back.
And I don't want to hear your reasons.
Don't want to hear you tell me why I should stay.

(Arya is very serious about her dance. She understands how important this song is! She is being chased by Durza, yet she must sing. It's that important)

And try, and try to understand me
And try to understand what I say when I say I can't stay
I, I'm moving on from this place
I'm leaving and I won't quit running away.

(On 'I won't quit' Arya pirouettes, and falls. She says the next lines from the ground)

I'm running away.
I'm leaving this place.
Yeah, I'm running away.
I'm running away.

(Exhausted, Arya lies on the ground. Durza enters, and picks up the egg!)

DURZA
Aha! It's mine!

(He catches sight of Arya, who is now halfheartedly continuing her routine. He stares in shock, and drops the egg. Arya takes advantage, and sends the egg to Carvahall. Durza yells in anger.)

ARYA
Poor Durza. How will he tell his master…that he's failed?

(Blackout)

Scene 2:

(Setting is more light. It is…Carvahall! Eragon steps out of Garrow's house. He looks thoughtful)

ERAGON
Little town, it's a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town full of little people
Waking up to say...

Townsfolk:
Kvetha
Kvetha
Kvetha
Kvetha
Kvetha

ERAGON
There goes the butcher with his meat to sell
He's hard at work, though it's barely daaaaaaawn
I'm going to meet him
I'm going on a whim
To see if he can tell me what this means--

(Eragon shows the egg to the audience. Is disappointed no one gasps)

RANDOM TOWNSPERSON
Good morning, Eragon

ERAGON
Good morning monsieur

RANDOM TOWNSPERSON
Where are you off to?

ERAGON
The butcher! I just found this stone!
So it makes sense I show it to the butcher—

RANDOM TOWNSPERSON
That's nice. Katrina, hurry up!

Townsfolk:
Look, there he goes
The boy is strange, no question
He's always hunting and withdrawn
Doesn't really get along
He doesn't quite belong
He's kind of hard to talk to, Eraaagon!

Man 1: Hello
Woman 1: Good day!
Man 1: How is your family?
Woman 2: Bonjour
Man 2: Good day
Woman 2: How is your wife?
Woman 3: I need...six eggs
Man 3: That's too expensive!

ERAGON
There must be more than this provincial life!

(Eragon spins dramatically. He then turns to Sloan, who is standing impatiently. He is mad that his view is being blocked by Eragon)

SLOAN
Ah, Eragon

ERAGON
Good morning. I've come to show you something.

SLOAN
chuckles Something else?

ERAGON
I found it while hunting.

SLOAN
(chuckle) You found something edible this time?

ERAGON
No. THIS!

(Eragon flourishes the stone dramatically. Sloan reacts. Negatively)

SLOAN
Where did you find that?

ERAGON
The Spine! That one dangerous place. I go there often.

SLOAN
Get out!

ERAGON
But sir?!?

SLOAN
Now!

ERAGON
Well thank you, thank you very much!

Townsfolk:
Look, there he goes, that boy is so peculiar
I wonder what his eyes do see
Girls: With a dreamy, far-off look
Men: And his nose that has a crook
Townsfolk: What a puzzle to the rest of us is he

(Eragon is completely oblivious to the insults being hurled at him. He smiled, and begins to tell a flock of sheep his life story)

Eragon:
Ohhh, isn't this amazing,
This town is so perfect you see...
Here's where I made my first carving,
Over there is where I fell out of old Hort's tree!

Woman:
Now it's no wonder that his name is legend
His skills have got no parallel

Shopkeeper:
But behind that fair facade
I'm afraid he's rather odd
Very different from the rest of us

Townsfolk:
he's nothing like the rest of us
Yes, different from the rest of us is he

(Roran enters and goes up to Eragon, unaware of the townspeople, singing)

Roran: I thought you never missed a shot, cousin!
You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!
Eragon: (pleased to have real company, as opposed to animals) I know
Roran: No beast alive stands a chance against you, haha
Eragon: It's true Roran, But today i wasn't so lucky.
Roran: Look! Katrina! She's the one, the lucky girl I'm going to marry
Eragon: But she's--
Roran: The most beautiful girl in town
Eragon: I know but--
Roran: That makes her the best! and don't I deserve the best?
Eragon: Well of couse, I mean ya do, but I (mumbling)

)Roran stares as Katrina walks along the stage)

Roran (singing) : Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I saw
Here in town it's only she
Who's as beautiful as thee
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Katrin-ah!

(Eragon is depressed that Roran is so obsessed with Katrin-ah. Who ever that is. Then it dawns on him. Katrina.)
Eragon: There must be more than this provincial life!

(Roran swoops away dramatically towards Katrina)
Roran: Just watch...I'm going to make Katrina my wife!

Townsfolk:
Look there he goes...a boy who's strange but special
A most peculiar young lad he is
It's a pity and a sin
he doesn't quite fit in
Cause he really is a funny boy
A oh so poor but funny boy
he really is a funny boy...that Eragon

(random "Kvetha"s)

(Eragon floats dramatically towards Garrow's hut. He is unaware of the random kvethas.)

Here are the songs we used.

1. 'Running Away' by Midnight Hour Arya's version is a little faster. For her dancing
2. 'Belle' from Disney's Beauty and the Beast

You can youtube it.

Okay. So tell me what you think. I know there are people out there who like it, so don't tell me, "Go away, you suck, your stories are whats so detestable about fanfiction!"

Yes, someone said that to me. (hi, alwaysflying).

So tell me what you think.

Merci, mon amis,

Belle