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Fool Proof Mission

It was a fairly warm day, the sun shone proudly above us. The white wisps of clouds seemed to be taking a good half of the heat. Summers in Konoha meant a truckload of heat. I was lost inside myself, thinking of the weather and what it brings when I was interrupted.

"Where is he?" An impatient Naruto complained. Whining appeared to be his mood today, not the usually hyper active attitude which lead me to believe he had some form of ADHD. Then again, I could see why he was grouchy about it. Kakashi-sensei did wake us all and tell us to meet him at the training grounds, six AM sharp. It was now eight, without a sight or word from Kakashi. I laughed inside at my stupidity, I should have know not to come at that time. Sasuke glared towards Naruto, causing him to stop talking and start pacing. Part of me wanted to have his 'glare-of-doom' powers but it suited him way more than it would me. Seeing as I had nothing better to do, I decide to talk to Sasuke.

"What do you think is causing him to be so late, Sasuke?" I asked, bored out of my mind.

"I bet he's reading those books…" Naruto muttered, stopping his pacing, sitting down to pick at the grass instead.

"Hn." I'd received the famous Uchiha 'hn'. How lovely.

Just as I was going to re-try the conversation, swirling leaves appeared in front of our group, it was Kakashi-sensei. Finally. "Sorry everyone," he grinned, "I lost track of the time and am a bit late."

"JUST A BIT?!" a furious blond yelled, "WHERE WERE YOU?"

"Naruto!" I hit him over the head with my hand, "You can't speak to Kakashi-sensei like that! That's none of your business, although I do want to know too…"

"Hn. For once, he's right. You have no right to keep us waiting for over two hours." I stared, blinking. Sasuke's calm voice kept me in aw. How did he do it? He's always calm and tactful, totally unlike Naruto. Something buried deep inside me felt sorry that he had to be stuck with somebody like Uzumaki.

"I have no comment on that Sasuke." The grin faded into a serious face, "Anyways, the point of this meeting is that we got a mission."

Naruto jumped up and did something that I can only describe as 'a little happy dance', "We got a mission! BELIEVE IT!"

I put a hand to my head and sighed. His sayings -saying rather- got very old, very fast. Sasuke stayed quite so I asked what rank of mission it was.

"Good question Saskura," Sensei praised, "Its not really classified by a rank though."

Not classified? What was this? All missions were classified! Even the little ones, that were along the lines of 'my dear cat has gone missing, someone please-oh-please help me'.

Naruto's face showed deep signs of confusion. "Wait, what?" he paused before continuing. "So, it's a unique mission?"

The older man shifted on his feet. "I suppose, yes. It's a unique mission." I gave a blank stare. Naruto looked more confused than before, settling for a 'cool'. I turned to look at Sasuke to see if he was confused at all. He was watching Kakashi with a glare.

"But, this note says that the mission is 'fool proof', I'm sure that's the only ranking on this mission."

A very rare bit of Sasuke's laughter was heard, for about point three of a second. Naruto started to say something but Sasuke cut him off.
"Hn. A fool proof mission? Does that mean that Naruto doesn't come?"

This time I laughed, "Sasuke," I shook my head.

"Didn't you hear me Uchiha? I said 'fool proof' not idiot proof." The blonds face frowned as he thought. It took a while but, he did catch on to the joke. "HEY!" he yelled Sasuke's way, "THAT'S NOT NICE SAUSKE-BAKA!"

AN: I've had the idea for this story for 7 months now, but finally got around to writing it this week. I didn't really know how to end this, so I think it ended weird. Anyway, reviews are very welcome!