Alright, well, the following monstrosity needs some explanation. I harbor many, many, many, many, MANY notebooks. Tons of notebooks. LOTS AND LOTS of notebooks. Some of them empty and some of them full of miscellaneous crap that I think of. This story is of the latter. I'd been watching Men in Black with Liger Zero Nightmare at her house and decided that it was just be HIIIILAAARIOUS if Gravitation characters were MIB characters. ... yeah. I'm pretty lame, I know. BTW: I'm going to rate it T for now just becasue of some language but it might go up to M for later chapters. (winkwink).
Well, it would kind of spoil it to tell you who each character is, so I won't unless you really are confused. Also, they're a little younger than the anime. Trust me, LZN and I get in fights about Ryuichi's age (he can't be 31!), so I took the liberty to knock some numerals off of them. If you need any extra feedback or tips, you can email me at (you know where to find it) or, you know, just the review button... Yeah, I know you know where it is...
Without further ado, I give to you our monstrosity.
Popstars in Black
Chapter 1: Mistah K, Please.
K slammed the receiver of the telephone down loudly. Agent T flinched noticeably.
He's mad ... Someone just died or something, 'cause he's mad ... Please don't shoot me, please don't shoot me...
K eyed T through his black glasses.
"Agent T, I am mad. Someone just died in some sort of freak mission, and I am mad," K intoned, almost reading T's mind.
Agent T stared impassively at him. K laced his fingers together resting his elbows on the glass table. His blue eyes stared demandingly at T, his glasses resting on his nose. Eyes half lidded, he smirked and said nothing. Agent T fidgeted, feeling sweat start to bead on his forehead.
"Well," K asked nicely. "Aren't you going to ask me who died?"
"Who died, sir?"
K regarded the all but trembling agent, pausing for dramatic effect.
"... Agent M."
"OH, THANK GOD!"
K raised an eyebrow at T, who was parading around the room, praising the heavens and singing for all he was worth. K cleared his throat noisily, sitting up in his chair.
"... I mean, oh no! Oh, God, No! WHY!? Who would commit SUCH a crime! The agony! Poor POOR Agent M-"
"'s okay, T. I didn't like her either."
T sighed, relieved and sat back down.
"You do know what this means, right?" K asked casually.
T mentally cackled, rubbing his hands together.
Yeeeeees, this means a new partner for meeeeeeee...
He looked crestfallenly at K.
"I think so, sir."
K smiled.
"Good. Your new partner should arrive at any second."
"May I ask my new partner's title?"
"Agent R."
Ahh, Agent R. T liked the sound of that. Possibly a foxy Rita ... or Ren. Maybe even a sassy Raleigh... He nodded, poker face deeply set. K leaned back in his chair kicking his feet onto the table.
"I must remind you that this is a fairly new agent. You'll have to train him or her yourself, T."
"I understand, sir."
There was a knock at the door, and Agent B announced that Agent R was here and waiting. K nodded and stood taking long casual strides. T followed excitedly. As they neared the "lobby", singing was heard.
"Ryulicious, definition, make them boys go loco. They want my treasure so they get their pleasure from my photo. You can see me you can squeeze me, I ain't easy, I am sleezy. I got reasons why I tease them boys just come and go like seasons. Ryulicious-"
"What on earth-"
K smiled widely.
"Agent T, meet Agent R."
And WHAT was thrust into T's face? A young man probably in his early twenties holding a stuffed pink bear bunny hybrid that had seen better days. The kid looked so excited T swore he was going to wet his pants at any given moment. His blue eyes were bright (TOO bright...) with hyperness and at first sight of T, he started hopping from foot to foot.
"OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH! YOU MUST BE AGENT T!!! KUMAGOROU AND I HAVE HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU AND-"
T turned around frantically looking for K. The blonde boss had disappeared again.
DAMN HIM...
T sighed, turned, and started walking away. Agent R stopped jigging, looking puzzled.
"Hey, hey! We're a team now, right! Hey, wait up! Hey, where ya going, huh?" He followed after T, relentless and determined. "Wait up, T-Dawg!"
"First off, it's T. Just T. That's it."
Agent R saluted, tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth comically.
"You got it T Just T That's It!"
"No, it's just T- Nevermind. I'm off to get some coffee."
"Oooo, can I have some? Please please PLEASE?"
T regarded the slight teen.
"... It will stunt your growth."
R frowned, shoving the bear bunny into T's face.
"But I want some! Kumagorou says I can have some."
"Why should I give you any? You don't NEED any more caffeine."
"Because I want some," R said firmly, corssing his arms over his chest. T shook his head.
"No," he said shortly and full of emphasise. He continued walking.
"But Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." R whined. "Can't I have a sip?"
"No."
"A drop!?"
"No."
"Pleeeeease..."
"No."
I'm working on the other chapter as we speak ... or type ... read ... whatever. It will be up shortly. Hope you like it!
Reeses n' PEACE!
Fifer-chan