Author's notes: this first chapter is the part after the theme song, before the actual story starts. You know what I'm talking about…. I hope…
Theme song
Midnight, Spooner's street, Griffin's household
Stuey: walks into from the stairs walks into the living room. What the hell are you doing here? I demand you to get out of here.
Brian: changes channel quickly I'm just watching the new has paranoid look on his face that's all. Why are you down here?
Stuey: Don't patronize me; I know that you change the channel. Walks up to Brian, grabs a newspaper on the floor and wackes him. Show me what your secret is.
Brian: I swear… wacked… it was just the news…he gets wacked harder…okay, okay, okay.
Are you sure you want to see this.
Stuey: hits Brian with the newspaper. Are you questioning my request? Of course I want to know!
Brian: twirls thumbs, sights Okay but don't say I didn't warn you.
Brian changed the channel. You see on the screen "DOGGIE PORNO". Now audience only sees Stuey, who's staring at the screen his eye twitching. You hear dog's barking, and yelping from the TV.
Stuey: This is vile and disgusting.
You pervert. He grabbed the newspaper again, hits Brian on the head.
Exit Stuey.