Final Fantasy Nine and IT.

Disclaimer: Well here it is yet again. Let me say I do not own FF9 or IT. Let me also say "duh". Of course I don't own them. Geez, writing this dumb thing for every fic gets really annoying after a while. Anyways, Square owns FF9 (duh again) and Stephen King owns IT.

Author's note: READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!! This is a parody of the movie IT. Before reading let me explain the concept of the story. There's this evil demon who kills children. To do this he disguises himself as something they fear or a deceased relative. After this he makes himself look like a clown and tricks them into following him. Or he just reeeally scares the living crap out of them. I mean come on, a clown coming out a drain hole in the shower. You must need therapy after that. Anyways right before he kills them he gets these really weird looking fangs. Then they edit it or don't show it anymore (hey, I was watching it on T.V.) Well anyways you get the point now right. You might still want to see the movie or read the book first. By the way the evil demon clown thingy calls himself "Pennywise". Tremble in fear. I think the scary part is that the incredibly scary Tim Curry plays him in the movie. That's right....a transvestite clown....now that's scary.

In a deserted back ally in Alexandria....

Eiko: now where did that ribbon go? This is no place for a lady!

As Eiko goes farther into the ally an odd clown comes out of the shadows....

Pennywise: hello little girl. Would you...

Eiko (who is now SERIOUSLY ticked): Little girl!? I'll have you know I'm a lady and if you call me that again I'll rip your stupid lookin' head off!

Pennywise(who remains calm and cheerful trying to trick Eiko.) : Ohhhh..a lady sorry. Would you like a ballon? They float ( A/N:yeah he says this in the movie. Before he kills them he also says something like "Float like your head! HAHAHAHAH! And them some evil laughing and growling and stuff that your normal evil demon does).

Eiko: So what? I can float too.

Pennywise: Um...huh?

Eiko: oh come on! Watch! Float (Eiko starts floating). See? Now go away. You creepy freak.

Pennywise(who is now getting kinda ticked) : Freak!? Come on that hurts.... None of the other children were this mean.

Eiko: DID YOU CALL ME A CHILD?!!!

Pennywise: Um....no?

Eiko: THAT'S IT! I"LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!

Pennywise: Aw,,,,screw it. (Grows fangs) Come here you little brat!

Eiko: Holy s....um HOLY!!!! (Eiko casts Holy in fright).

Pennywise: Huh? (Just then the attack hits). AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! It burns, it burns! Leave the poor demonic clown alone! OWWWWWWWWW! (in his confusion he steps on Eiko's precious ribbon)

Eiko: WHY YOU.............! MADEEN!

Pennywise: What's a Madeen? Man these fangs make it hard to talk...hey. Where did that brat go? (Just then Madeen appears).

Pennywise: oh s***.....um.. don't hurt me? (Madeen unleashes with Terra Homing).

Pennywise: AGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! Ok, ok no more make it stop! You're even more evil then I am kid....oooops.

Eiko: Get back here you piece of poop! I'll beat your head in for trying to hurt me!

Pennywise: NO!!!!!!!! No more....I'm out of here!

Eiko: Stupid freak! Hm...how dare he treats a lady like that.

In another ally...

Pennywise: Note to self...ignore kids who have horns on their heads. (spots Vivi)
However...there looks like an easy target.
HAHAHAHAHA

Well I figure I'll write more later. I'll be putting up a couple of chapters for this one. This next chapter is for the hundreds of Vivi fans out there. See ya later.