Disclaimer: For the last time, I do NOT own South Park!

Right now I'm sitting in class, and I don't wanna do this stupid assignment, lucky for me, the school had Microsoft Word...so this is a story my brain mustered up, hope you like it. (The boys are 16) PLEASE R&R

Pip sat in the cafeteria deeply frustrated. He wanted to tell Tweek how much he cared for him, how he longed to have one kiss, to walk hand in hand, to be together. But alas, Pip was a pathetic excuse for a boy. He couldn't even gain the courage to talk to Tweek without looking like a complete idiot. To add to that, Tweek wasn't even gay. He had a girlfriend for God sakes.

Pip's thoughts were rudely disturbed as Eric Cartman, local fat ass and bully, walked up to Pip with a mischievous grin plastered on his chubby face.

"Good day Eric" Pip said shakily. He knew what Eric had in mind.

"Hey Pip ol' chap!" Cartman replied in a false, friendly voice

Suddenly, Cartman reached in his pocket and pulled out a rotten tomato.

"I've saved this for 3 years, just so I could throw it at you!" Cartman exclaimed. He began to raise his arm, and get in throwing position until suddenly he was hit by a spoonful of the mystery meat.

"Leave him alone fat-ass!" Tweek yelled. "Before I kick your ass"

Cartman grumbled. He knew Tweek was without a doubt stronger than he was.

"Everyone just tries to ruin my day...." Cartman complained as he shuffled away back to his table of snickering friends.

Pip looked absolutely stunned as Tweek walked over to him

"You okay?" Tweek asked concerned

"Yes, thanks to you" Pip replied gratefully

"Oh, it was no problem. I just couldn't stand to see Cartman picking on you all the time. It's just not fair." Tweek said

"Tweek, baby, lets go!" a girl's voice called

"Oh, that's Madison. I've gotta go. Oh, and if Cartman tries to pick on you anymore, just tell me and ill kick his fat ass to Tim-buck-two" Tweek called as he left hurriedly

Pip gave an agreeing nod and turned back around to face his tray of cafeteria food.

"Madison" Tweek thought bitterly "why dose he like her so much? Why doesn't he like me? I could be a way better lover" Pip stabbed his broccoli and took a bite out of the disgusting vegetable. "Maybe if I tell Tweek how I feel, he'll realise he actually loves me, and not that slutty bitch Madison! Yeah, that's what I'll do! Right after school, I'm going to go to his house, and tell him how I feel!"

Pips mouth turned into a great smile as he beamed with joy at his, oh so brilliant, plan.

"What the hell are you so happy about?"

Pip turned around to see his only friend, Damien, giving him a confused look

"I just thought of a brilliant plan" Pip said proudly as Damien took a seat across from him

"Oh yeah? And what's that?" Damien asked curiously

"I'm gonna tell Tweek how I feel, in hopes that he will realise he loves me, and not Madison"

"Who the hell is Madison?"

"His girlfriend"

Damien sighed "Pip, just because you tell him you love him, doesn't mean he's gonna convert and become gay. It might actually creep him out. I think you should just keep it to yourself"

"I can't keep it to myself anymore! I have to tell him! And if you have a problem with that, you can go fornicate yourself with an iron stick!!!!" Pip yelled then left the cafeteria angrily.

Damien looked around the room and noticed the hundreds of eyes staring at him in bewilderment. He grabbed his knapsack and rushed out of the room, practically sprinting out the doors.

Pip ran to the bathroom. He was greatly relieved to find nobody else in there. He threw his knapsack against the wall ad turned on the water. Coldness flowed from the tap. Pip put some in his hands and splashed it in his face then used his sleeve to wipe it off

"Why the hell dose Damien care so much if I tell Tweek I love him?...well he dose have a point. I might just scare Tweek away. Then he would never even come near me, and that would just devastated me...maybe I should go say sorry to Damien."

Pip grabbed his knapsack off of the floor and swung it on his shoulder as he walked out of the bathroom.

Damien walked down the empty hallway. Hands shoved in his pockets and head hanging low. "Now Pip is mad at me....but what if he does win Tweek over? Then I'll never have the chance to tell him how much I care for him. How much I...Love him..."

Suddenly Damien's body slammed into another. Damien managed to stand his ground as the other body went tumbling backwards. He looked down and was surprised to recognise the boy

"Pip! Oh god, sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going!"

Pip chuckled as Damien helped him up "That's okay, neither was I."

"Look, sorry about-" they both started

"You first" Damien offered

Pip laughed. "As I was saying, sorry I yelled at you back there. I'm just frustrated with all the Tweek stuff. But you're right I should just keep it to myself. No sense in scaring him away"

Damien laughed as well. "Yeah, but then again, its none of my business what you do"

"Yes it is. You're my best friend, you were only looking out for me. Thanks."

Damien blushed. "No problem...I guess..."

Pip smiled "Friends?" he asked

"Friends" Damien agreed.

"Should I tell him how I really feel? How I want to be more than friends??.....Its now or never...." Damien thought

"Pip, can I tell you something?" Damien blurted out.

"Of course. What its it?"

Damien bit his lip nervously

"I...." He started.

Cliff-hanger!!! Ill put up the next chapter as soon as I get some reviews. Promise! Aren't you just dying to see if Damien tells him how he feels!? And what about Tweek and Pip? Could they become an item? Well I'm not telling, you'll have to wait for the net chapter. MUAHAHAHAHA