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Matantei Loki Ragnarok : The Musical
Teaser Trailer
white screen
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TEXT READS:
The Lincoln College Anime Appreciation Club proudly present...
A MATENTEI LOKI RAGNAROK FANFIC
UNLIKE ANY THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.
.... we hope.
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It is a dark & stormy night. Urd's voice can be heard speaking
I'm guessing it was 6am...
An explosion had been reported,
From one of those crazy labs in downtown Tokyo...
FLASH
Heimdall smiles as he finishes work on his machine
FLASH
Freyr storms in at high speed
FLASH
Closeup on Heimdall's horrified face
CRASH
Silence. Black screen
Shot of the night sky. Heimdall's voice breaks the silence
BAKAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Blood curdling scream...
(Scene cut)
A group of teenagers whisper amongst themselves
"He's the detective?"
"This Chibi?"
All of them laugh as one.
"Nah!"
(Scene cut)
Verdandi stands solemn & still, her face grave as she addresses her audience
If we don't find an answer soon...the world... is DOOMED!
(Scene cut)
Skuld is crying in frustration as she rages at an unseen opponent.
It's all YOUR fault, you know!!
(Scene cut)
Freyr is begging & pleading as he reaches for Mayura's hand.
So please, tell me if there's the slightest chance...
Mayura backs away, shaking her head. Smiling, she answers...
Perhaps....
Closeup of Freyr's face lighting up...Suddenly...
WATCH OUT........!!!!
A forceful scream!
fade to WHITE...
Mayura's voice can be heard singing softly
A Real Fu-shi-gi Mystery!
TEXT ON SCREEN:
HUH???
MATENTEI LOKI RAGNAROK: THE MUSICAL!!!!
An unseen voice counts down the beat
A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.....
Heimdall and Loki pop out on screen. When Loki clicks his fingers, the entire screen zooms matrix style into the anime world we know and love! Arrayed behind them are now all the major players in our show. Everyone takes a breath and begins to sing...
(Music "All over the world...." - Tiny Toon Adventures Intro Song)
We're... tiny! We're toony!
And Freyr here is a looney
Everyone close to him gives him a poke/slap/kick/hit
And in this anime cartoony...
We are singing endlessly!
We're comic dispensers!
Some stuff don't get past the censors!
Our chi-bi adventures
Laid out for all to see!
The humans fall back to allow the gods some space
So here's the land of Midgard
It's a whole wide world apart!
Our home sweet home
Asgard! We moan...
A gorgeous work of art!
The gods all sigh, then step back into the crowd.
The songs we've been subjected!
Expect the unexpected!
Our musical adventures
Are about to start!
They garden, they're funny,
They're Urd, Skuld, & Verdandi...
Urd, Verdandi & Skuld come forwards and bow
Koutarou has lotsa money,
Koutarou steps up to join them with a smirk.
And Hel is such a pain!
Hel is gently pushed forwards.
There's a flying pig - Gullinbrusti!
Gullinbrusti bwees at the audience
Thor's called "Narugami"?
Thor steps forwards and salutes.
Freyr is just unlucky,
The much bullied Freyr is shoved forcefully forwards
And Mayura is insane!
Mayura giggles and waves
And let's not forget Yamino!
Doing housekeeping for no fee...
Yamino bows to the audience
Freya too, that lovelorn lass,
Reiya steps forwards, turning into Freya as she does so, and curtsies.
And Fenrir's just a puppy?!
An extremely grumpy Fenrir sits up and begs
I'm Heimdall!,
Hemidall steps forwards reluctantly to sing his solo line.
I'm Loki!
Loki joins him even more reluctantly. Both of them glare at each other then shrug fatalistically and go on with the song as the others join in.
....guess we're all a little looney,
It's our musical adventures,
Come and join the fun!
Beat
Yes, Ragnarok has come!
Fade to BLACK
TEXT ON SCREEN:
Something wacky this way comes....
Summer 2004.
"Putting the ROCK back in RagnaROCK!"