EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ROB LOWE!

VS!

FLOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BEGIN!

~Rob Lowe~

Hi! I'm Rob Lowe

And I have Direct TV

Don't be 'paranoid' me

Drop cable and get Direct TV

Serving up 1080p

And 99% signal reliability

Hey!

Just like me verbally!

I'm rich and clean

You look like some

Preppy drama queen

Hair done up like

Your from the 70s

Doll you have a condition

Best get some therapy

Because you just act out

Your entire family

I mean your just a joke

Every failed gimmick

Fails when showed

When I'm very original

Showcasing the best

By going wireless & digital

I mean your just so

Damn predictable

Telling us deals

When your not dependable

That's completely criminal!

Not civil!

Just don't get defensive

When I say this battle

Doesn't need Progressive

When I'm already successive

At kicking your ass

Out of your Insurance obsession

~Flo~

Are you done?

(Rob blinks)

Okay.

Think I'm a liar?

That's funny

I'm not the one running off

With people's money

And talking about funny

You rinse & repeat

Every commercial

With more greedy deceit

Try being PG

It's great

But your fired

Such too late

Could've stopped

Every last migraine

And to let you know

My name is Flo

I've got the flow

Your weak verses

Are all a joke

You must fill that nose

With a ton of blow

I trust ya as far

As I can throw

Hey 'stuck-up' Rob Lowe

You lost your RP show

No more dresses

No more hope

Why don't you go home

Maybe then your mom will give

You an anti-ass quote!

?:Hey!

(Both turn to see Jake From State Farm)

~Jake From State Farm~

Hello!

This is Jake From State Farm

And I can kick your ass

No matter where your are

(He turns toward David Lowe)

I shove up your tight,

White anus

Your entire dull

Commercial playlist

And then I show you

Who's the greatest

I made one commercial

And got famous

Now I'm dishing out

Some heavy payments

To your TV enslavement

(Then he turns to Flo)

And you!

Ms. Makeup

Takes your several hours

To just dress up!

Even though those showings

Are only 30 seconds-the fuck?

Progressive only shows that

You completely suck!

(He looks at them both)

You both need to retire

Look for work awhile

Then maybe you'll be able

To avoid be fired

Or being called a liar

For now you should cry

Because I just shat

All over your lies!

Now worhip my kakkis

You unworthy flies!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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