"It isn't that bad!!"

"Well if it isn't so bad why don't you do it!?"

'God, what are they arguing about now…?' I laid on my bed and tried to listen to them.

"I have to go use the bathroom! Just please Sweeney, do it for me! Just this once?" Mum said.

"No. I will not change her diaper. You can't make me Nellie," Father said.

"Oh for God's sake Sweeney Todd! She's your own DAUGHTER! You act like it's some random person's child!"

'They're arguing…at six' o clock in the morning…for this sort of thing?!'

"You know, instead of arguing with me you could have been changed her diaper, but nooo, you just want to keep blabbing away, don't you?"

"Oh my god, SWEENEY! Please, just this once, will you just change Eli's diaper!?" She sounded like she was about to cry. If he doesn't say yes soon I swear I'll-

"Fine," he said.

Did I hear right?? Did he actually agree?!

"Seriously?!" Mum said excitedly.

"Psh, no." I knew it was too good to be true…

"Bloody hell!!! What's wrong with you!?"

I got up from my bed and sneaked my way by their door. I saw Mum pulling her hair and Father just sitting there like nothings happening. He acts like a stubborn little kid if you ask me.

"Why do you do this to me?? All I ask for is one favor and you can't even do that!? You really are useless!" She was now stomping around angrily. If Father knew any better he would get up immediately and start changing Elizabeth's diaper before Mum started a full out war.

"Why won't you do it? Tell me the reason why you won't do a simple little thing like changing a baby's diaper?"

Apparently this question took Father off guard by the looks of his expression. His mouth was open and his eyes were somewhat wide.

"So? Are you goin' to tell me anything before I beat you with a rolling pin?!" Sheesh, did Mum sound angry.

Father stood up and walked over to Mum. He looked around to see if anyone was around and luckily he didn't see me. He then said, "Promise me you won't ever tell anyone what I am about to tell you."

"Fine, I promise."

"I…I'm afraid-"

'Afraid? Father, afraid? Oh this must be good!'

"- That when I open up that diaper, the baby might pee on me."

I tried not too laugh, but it was so hard not too that I almost fall onto the ground. Luckily I placed my hand on the ground just in time. He was SCARED of a baby peeing on him!?

Oh God, this is priceless!

"HAHAHAHAHA! You, afraid of a little piss on your clothes!? Sweeney, you're the one who grabbed that bottle of ink and piss when we were challenging Pirelli! And girls can't really pee like boys do! Hahahaha, my God Sweeney, grow up a little!"

I peaked back into the room. He seemed really embarrassed, and I kind of felt bad for him, but come on! He's one of the most scary looking men I have every seen.

Mum continued laughing and Father was getting agitated.

"Stop laughing now!"

Her laughing soon turned into giggles then into nothing but smiling.

"Oh, come on Sweeney, love. I promise it's sa- Oh bloody hell…" She looked down onto her skirts and noticed they were wet.

That was when I couldn't hold in my laughter anymore. I sprawled onto the floor laughing hysterically while clutching my stomach.

"Well, it looks like there's two babies who need to be changed now," Father said.