The Endings
Voldermort finally attacked Hogwarts. His first victim was Hermione. Hermione was trying to run, but Voldermort performed the " pertrificus totallis" spell so Hermione couldn't move. Then he teased her by making her bounce around (imperius curse). Finally, when he saw Harry Potter, he killed her. Then he flew away because he decided killing was boring.
Harry was so upset. He loved Hermione! He felt now that he had an empty heart. He was also really bored so he decided to get revenge by attacking Voldermort.
He ran and ran while Voldermort flew and flew. Then he ran into a forest and got lost. He was cursing and swearing and not watching where he was going so he fell into a hole. And a great big one it was. He was basically stuck.
Meanwhile, Mcgonnagall was pissed off because Trelawny was getting paid more than her. She went to Dumbledore to complain when Salazar appeared from the dead and petrified her (she was wearing glasses). Then a bunch of first years came and had a good laugh before being killed by Salazar (they weren't wearing glasses).
Dumbledore realised that evil was getting to the school so he owled Madam Maxime to come and squash Voldermort. Madam Maxime got pissed at this request and tried to squash Dumbledore. Then Dumbledore grew really big and squashed Madam Maxime. Then Hagrid broke Dumbledore's neck and cried.
Draco was upset because his dad disowned him. He decided to run away. He ran straight into the forest and into the ditch Potter was in. Harry was so shocked he had a heart attack. Draco decided he was hungry so he turned Harry into a steak and ate him.
Ron was upset too because Pig was getting heaps and heaps of attention. He really felt like breaking someone's neck. That's when Voldermort came along to apologise. Ron jumped on him and twisted his head till it fell off. Dobby came along and put a sock over Voldermort's head.
Eventually Hermione decided she didn't want to be dead anymore so she used her time turner to turn back time. Then she decided she wanted to explore history so she turned the timer back even more until she was in a room with Aristotle. She wasn't satisfied yet so she kept turning it. Eventually she was in space with bits of rock. It was really boring so she killed herself.
When she died, the time turner broke so the whole world froze. The end.
Voldermort finally attacked Hogwarts. His first victim was Hermione. Hermione was trying to run, but Voldermort performed the " pertrificus totallis" spell so Hermione couldn't move. Then he teased her by making her bounce around (imperius curse). Finally, when he saw Harry Potter, he killed her. Then he flew away because he decided killing was boring.
Harry was so upset. He loved Hermione! He felt now that he had an empty heart. He was also really bored so he decided to get revenge by attacking Voldermort.
He ran and ran while Voldermort flew and flew. Then he ran into a forest and got lost. He was cursing and swearing and not watching where he was going so he fell into a hole. And a great big one it was. He was basically stuck.
Meanwhile, Mcgonnagall was pissed off because Trelawny was getting paid more than her. She went to Dumbledore to complain when Salazar appeared from the dead and petrified her (she was wearing glasses). Then a bunch of first years came and had a good laugh before being killed by Salazar (they weren't wearing glasses).
Dumbledore realised that evil was getting to the school so he owled Madam Maxime to come and squash Voldermort. Madam Maxime got pissed at this request and tried to squash Dumbledore. Then Dumbledore grew really big and squashed Madam Maxime. Then Hagrid broke Dumbledore's neck and cried.
Draco was upset because his dad disowned him. He decided to run away. He ran straight into the forest and into the ditch Potter was in. Harry was so shocked he had a heart attack. Draco decided he was hungry so he turned Harry into a steak and ate him.
Ron was upset too because Pig was getting heaps and heaps of attention. He really felt like breaking someone's neck. That's when Voldermort came along to apologise. Ron jumped on him and twisted his head till it fell off. Dobby came along and put a sock over Voldermort's head.
Eventually Hermione decided she didn't want to be dead anymore so she used her time turner to turn back time. Then she decided she wanted to explore history so she turned the timer back even more until she was in a room with Aristotle. She wasn't satisfied yet so she kept turning it. Eventually she was in space with bits of rock. It was really boring so she killed herself.
When she died, the time turner broke so the whole world froze. The end.