Toredor
by Fal Catrecon
I own neither Gundam Wing, nor the song mentioned or the song it spoofs.
The boys were on their way to a mission. Wufei was driving, after a long argument which ended because he took the keys. Heero was in the front seat, while Quatre was squished between Duo and Trowa in the back.
Duo, getting tried of watching Quatre oggle Trowa, began to sing the dreaded 'Beer Song'.
"I can't remember how much I have had. I drank a twelve pack, with my Dad."
Quatre, knowing the song and being just as bored ad Duo, joined in the next verse. "That's my son the drunken, manly stud. I'm proud to be his bud!"
Trowa now started to hum and interesting counter melody to the inane song. "Here have some pretzels. No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the shlitz. Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
Duo suddenly jumped to the fast part, forgetting the middle. "Oh what comes as malt and liquor, what gets you drunker quicker, what comes in bottles or in cans?"
"Beer." Heero grunted.
"Can't have enough of it."
"Beer."
"How I really love it."
"Beer."
"Makes me feel like a man!"
"Beer."
Wufei had a look on his face as if he was going to yell, 'If you don't stop that racket, I'll stop this car!' The reason stopping him, besides the insane urge to join in, was that they were already late to their mission due to the argument that earned him the driver's seat. He was glad when they reached their desination.
by Fal Catrecon
I own neither Gundam Wing, nor the song mentioned or the song it spoofs.
The boys were on their way to a mission. Wufei was driving, after a long argument which ended because he took the keys. Heero was in the front seat, while Quatre was squished between Duo and Trowa in the back.
Duo, getting tried of watching Quatre oggle Trowa, began to sing the dreaded 'Beer Song'.
"I can't remember how much I have had. I drank a twelve pack, with my Dad."
Quatre, knowing the song and being just as bored ad Duo, joined in the next verse. "That's my son the drunken, manly stud. I'm proud to be his bud!"
Trowa now started to hum and interesting counter melody to the inane song. "Here have some pretzels. No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the shlitz. Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
Duo suddenly jumped to the fast part, forgetting the middle. "Oh what comes as malt and liquor, what gets you drunker quicker, what comes in bottles or in cans?"
"Beer." Heero grunted.
"Can't have enough of it."
"Beer."
"How I really love it."
"Beer."
"Makes me feel like a man!"
"Beer."
Wufei had a look on his face as if he was going to yell, 'If you don't stop that racket, I'll stop this car!' The reason stopping him, besides the insane urge to join in, was that they were already late to their mission due to the argument that earned him the driver's seat. He was glad when they reached their desination.