I opened my eyes wearily, swinging my hand around to find the ringing of my alarm clock. There was nothing more I wanted to do than to curl up back under my covers and go back to sleep, but the stupid school law won't let me do that. Hypocrites.

I stretched slowly trying to wake myself up. While I was doing this, I saw a fitter of movement out of the corner of my eye, and a bird landed on a branch. I was going it ignore it, but then it opened its mouth.

Whatever my dad was thinking when he said that morning was the greatest part of the day, cause you could hear the birds sing, was probably the result of caffeine reduction. This bird didn't sound like a bird at all, it sounded like a cat being dropped off the Empire State Building, and the sound it would make.

I let my ears be abused for about five more minutes, and then I snaped. Flingning the window open, I grabbed a rock and threw it at the bird.

I'm pretty sure that I hit it.

I slowly got out of bed, with the same amount of grace as a drunken elephant. I tripped over my own feet, and in the process of doing so, hit my head against the wall.

Slick. Really.

After I had showered, I tried once again to do something with my horrible tangled, dull, black hair. After about five minutes of fighting with my hair, in which nothing was accomplished, I gave up and pulled my hair into its usual messy ponytail.

I sighed and examined myself into the mirror. As per usual, my mocha skin was clear everywhere except my nose. That was the one place I couldn't keep the pimples off.

Oh well. I left the bathroom and quickly pulled on jeans and one of my only nice shirts.

Once I had gotten dressed I slowly came downstairs, and made a beeline for the coffee. Mom always said that if there was no such thing as coffee, I would never get out of bed.

She was probably right.

I didn't even take the time to get a cup, I just picked up the pot and started to drink the thing whole. I had probably chugged about half the thing, when I chocked and spilled coffee all over my clothes.

I almost screamed, since the coffee was boiling hot. I looked down desperately at my clothes. The jeans where alright, but my shirt- the nicest best-looking shirt that I had- was ruined.

I ran upstairs and changed into a sweatshirt, then ran downstairs. So much for looking nice today. I quickly changed, grabbed my stuff, and ran out the door.

Since I lived right next to the high school, it only took me five seconds to walk to the school grounds. As soon as I got there, I was greeted by my best friend, Rachel.

"Hi Jackie!" She called to me. Despite being always picked on, she always looked happy and perky. That was one thing I loved about her.

"Hey Rach." I called back. I suddenly let out a mouth-spitting yawn.

"Did you stay up late watching Fullmetal Alchemist again?" Rachel asked her voice full of chagrin.

I almost laughed out loud at the look she was giving me. "Guilty." I pleaded. "But I can't help it if it's the best series on the planet."

Rachel snorted. "If I didn't know better I'd say you where turning into a fangirl."

"I am not a fangirl." I growled through my teeth. "I don't own every episode of FMA, I don't scream when I see an Envy cosplay, and I am not in love with "Edo-Kun."" I said, making sure the last two words were full of sarcasm. If there was one thing I couldn't stand, it was being called a fangirl.

"Sheesh, Jackie, I just asked a question, you don't need to bit my head off." Rachel replied. I was about to say something more when the bell rang, and I ran to class.

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"Bye Rach." I called as I started home. I was anxious to get home to write a new fanfiction. I just didn't know what to write.

Then, inspiration hit me. A Mary-Sue parody! Nothing got on my nerves more than a Mary-Sue. And since I got a D-freaking-minus on my math, what better way to let go of that frustration than Mary-Sue bashing? MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Yes I'm evil. Why do you ask?

I whipped out my paper and clicked the pen, ready to make the most perfectly terrible Mary-Sue of all time. "Step one… horribly long complicated name." I muttered to myself. "It should be… Aurora…Xena…Azorath… Bloodstone. That's it. Aurora Xena Azorath Bloodstone." The name was so Mary-Sue that I wanted to throw-up right then and there. That was a good sign however, since I wanted this Mary-Sue to be epically awful.

Then, I suddenly noticed that it was suddenly dark, and my house was nowhere in sight. I looked around, only to see that I was lost in some forest.

"Oh great job Jackie. Thanks to your musing over fictional characters, you got yourself lost and now Mom and Dad are going to throw a fit. Lovely." I said sarcastically. I looked around.

"Well, I guess the only thing to do is to try to retrace your set-"

"KABOOM!"

I nearly screamed as a crack of thunder scared the tobacco juice out of me. Rain started pouring for every direction.

"AH, DARN IT! I SWEAR, THE KARMA GODS HAVE IT OUT FOR ME!"

I ran to find some shelter under the trees. I finally found some sort of burrow in the undergrowth. After checking to make sure that there were no angry mama bears around, I hunker down.

I think the storm had been going on for half an hour when I got seriously bored. I idly drew a transmutation circle on a piece of paper. Since the paper in which I had written the Mary-Sue on was my only sheet left, I drew it on that.

Finally, after an hour, I couldn't take it anymore. I grabbed my stuff and started making a mad dash out of the forest.

I had got ten around thirty feet when I saw a bright flash of light right in front of me. Too late I realized what it was.

I shirked in pain as lightening soared tooth my body. It was so powerful that I could even see my own bones. Then my vision became black.

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I opened my eyes to see never-ending white. Panicked, I shot to my feet looking around. Then, I saw something that I thought was a work of pure fiction.

The gate.

I backed up, muttering something that probably sounded like "What…the…!#$..." Then the gate slowly opened, and the weird arm-things pulled me in, and I was catapulted into the unknown.

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So what do you think? I know that it seems like a "girl falls into FMA world fic", but trust me, there's much more than it look like!