It was a blissful warm afternoon. Tsunade was walking to Jiraya's house... anticipating that he had news of the leader of ataksuki . Tsunade was just about to know when she heard this high pitched moaning... She went on her knees and looked through the keyhole... what she saw was very disturbing.
JIRAYA WAS HAVING SEX WITH JUSTIN BIEBER!
Tsuande was going to go in and stop them... but then her face was hot... she thought... "am i getting horny over this? IM THE FIFTH HOKAGE "
She then kicks the door down... Jiraya and justin... both equally surprised...
Tsunade is blushing as she starts to talk... but the only thing that comes out of her mouth is...
"Can I join you?"