Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, otherwise, it wouldn't exactly be G-rated...
Pairings: Seto/Jou Written on: 2/14/05 Warnings: Weird-ness created by scene in The Notebook, and then sticking Jou and Kaiba in a similar-ish situation. Ice Cream
By: SapphireandHoneyStorm
Jou had always liked ice cream. He really had. He just couldn't help it that now he decided he loved ice cream. And he also couldn't help it that his boyfriend now had ice cream smeared all over his face in the most delightfully delicious looking way.
He also couldn't help it that he so wanted to lick it off Kaiba's face. Seriously, with a boyfriend as good looking as Kaiba was, and ice cream being as delicious as it is, who could help themselves?
Well, Jou decided, he certainly couldn't. When Jou looked at Kaiba and clearly saw the glare directed at him, an evil grin began to slip onto his face. Jou stuck up a single index finger, crooking it, beckoning his boyfriend closer. Kaiba's glare just intensified.
"Do you really think I am going to go over there, what, with you just having thrown ice cream on me, and that grin? No, over here is very safe. Thank you."
"Aww, but Kaiba! I just want to give boyfriend a kiss! I'm innocent, I swear!" Although, in Jou's mind, one phrase rang through his mind: yeah, innocent for now that is.
"You and innocent don't work together well. Sorry to break it to you, but you really aren't fooling anyone."
At this Jou pouted. "Fine, be that way," he stated, as he crossed his arms in front of his chest. With a pitiful pouting sound to his voice he stated, "I'll just have to go over there then."
As Jou stepped forward, Kaiba stepped back. Only problem with Kaiba stepping back was it was straight into a wall, Jou, knowing he was trapped, grinned wildly, and quickly pinned Kaiba to the wall.
He lowered his mouth as if to kiss Kaiba's sweet and delectable looking lips, and Kaiba attempted to meet Jou half-way, but Jou would have none of it. He quickly veered to the right, sticking out his tongue in the process and licking Kaiba's right cheek, removing some of the mostly melted ice cream there. Jou's grin was still there as his continued lapping up the ice cream, letting out small pleasurable sounds at the taste of the ice cream and at the thoughts that were currently running through his head.
He could feel Kaiba shift, slightly uncomfortably underneath him, and he moved off the right cheek and kissed Kaiba deeply. He felt Kaiba respond immediately, and lustfully. Jou broke off the kiss and then moved onto Kaiba's left cheek, which still had some ice cream on it, he gently removed the ice cream with his tongue, and after removing it all from Kaiba's cheek, he pulled back, and stuck out his now white tongue at Kaiba.
Jou leaned forward to whisper in Kaiba's ear, "I'm very glad I threw ice cream at you. Aren't you?" You could even hear the evil smirk in Jou's voice, and Jou gently licked Kaiba's earlobe and his smirk widened when he felt him shiver with anticipation beneath him. With that, Jou quickly pushed himself away from Kaiba, and walked down the hall.
Even from the distance he could hear Kaiba groan at the loss of contact and he could also hear the muttered curses of 'bad mutt, and leaving his master hanging,' and other things such as 'why the hell does he have to be so damn evil!'
Normally, Jou would have nearly killed Kaiba for the mutt comment, but he was feeling far too evil and accomplished to go back and yell at him.
Inspired by a scene from The Notebook, and my sick twisted mind, but that's okay, I love it anyway.
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