Ash's Stupid day

By Light Blue Yoshi



Link: Ahhh! a monster!

(Link was about to slice the pikachu but Ash stopped him in time.)

Ash: Don't do that elf boy.

Link: What was that?

Ash: A Pokemon.

(Link pokes Ash.)

Ash: Ow. Pikachu thundershock!.

(Pikachu electrocuted Link.)

Link:OWWW!! duh...

Mario: I like pancakes.

Ash: Why did you poke me?

Link: Because you told me to.

Ash: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO POKE ME!!!

Link: Yes you did. You said Poke me man.

Ash: I said Pokemon.

(Link pokes Ash again.)

Ash: Ow. Pikachu Thunderbolt!

(Link gets electrocuted really bad.)

Link: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Duhhhhh.........

Mario: Pie is good too.

Ash: Stop Poking me!!!

Link: ok.

Link Pokes Ash alot.

Ash: Ow. ow. ow. OW. OW. OW. Pikachu Thunder.

Link: But you said to start poking you.

(Pikachu Used Thunder!)

(Link was burnt to a crisp.)

Ash: I think you electrocute him too much.

I'm going to watch TV. Coming Mario?

Mario: zzz... What? Huh? yeah. whatever.

At ash's house.

Newsreporter: We interupt this progam to give you this news update. Princess Toadstool's
castle been flooded due to bad plumbing. Only A good plumber can save the castle

Ash: Aren't you going to save Peach and her castle Mario?

Mario: ... My Mom's middle name starts with an J.

Ash: but...

Mario: Can you guess what my mom's middle name is

Ash: I hate my life.

(13 hours later at peach's castle)

Peach: Mario. YOU IDIOT!!! Where is Luigi when you need him. At least he's more helpful.

(At Mario's house.)

Luigi: Help. The bathroom door is stuck. Someone help me. Hello. Anyone out there?

The end
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This is my first fanfic so please tell me where I went wrong.