I don't own Twilight or any characters… I just mess with their minds and their hormones…so get use to it!!!

*Anything that is italicized is what the person is thinking.

EPOV

If Emmett doesn't stop picturing what he would do to Rose in the shower I may have to snap his neck.

"EMMETT DUDE….PLEASE CHILL OUT WITH THE THOUGHTS," I finally blurted out as his thoughts became oddly disturbing. Let's just say he brought a whole new aspect of spooning to the table.

"Yea dude please….your feelings are overwhelming the waves of calm I've been trying to send out for an hour now!!!!"Jasper yelled.

" Sheesh…all right all right already I'll chill…its just when I think about how fucking sexy Rose is when she's covered in my…."

"DUDE STOP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Both Jasper and I chimed in at the same time.

"Awwwww, da poor lil boys can't keep up with the big papa bear!!!" Emmett mocked from his upside down position on the bed. (Since we're vampires our blood doesn't rush to our head when we hang upside down.)

"Emmett how can u even enjoy sex when you have it SOOOOOO often," Jasper asked with actual curiosity in his voice.

"Dude how can you resist sex," Emmett threw back at him with a look on his face as if the absence of sex was worse than the smell of the mutt.

Being as bored as I was I decided we should play a little game. Having the advantage of mind reading on my side I figured this idea was going to be quite the entertaining event.

"Hey Jasp…" I called from the floor of Emmett's room.

"Yes???"

"You know how apparently we can't get drunk, well I think I feel like proving that myth wrong…what cha think," I asked.

"I think you've lost your marbles but hey…there's nothing better to do right now...what cha think Emm," Jasper directed the question Emmett.

"DUDE HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ME TO BACK OUT OF A CHALLEGNE!?!?!?" Emmett yelled as if he was offended.

Perfect*MUHAHAHHAHAHA*

5 hours later

EMPOV

"Allz-a-righ fee….I do nounce des myth BUSTED!!!!" (A/N: It says All righty….I announce this myth busted!!!)

Yea…im pretty wasted……well I didn't back out…..I have a feeling that I'm going to regret this……

12 hours later

JPOV

"Baby wake up…..DAMMIT EMMETT…….YOUR A VAMPIRE YOU DON'T NEEEED SLEEP!!!!!," I heard Rose scream at Emm.

Apparently Rose gets cranky if she doesn't have sex every few hours…….explains why he has sex on the brain 24/7. I might as well let Rose know Emmett's out of commission for awhile.

"Hey Rose, Emmett's drunk…not sleep…." I said groggily…still half drunk myself.

"Wait…WHAT!?!?!?!," Rose screamed.

"Yea….169 beers and 40 shots took him out."

"UGHHHHH…can you at least give me an estimate," she questioned with annoyance thick in her voice.

"Yea….actually in 5….4……3…….2….."

"DUDE!!!!! WHO HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH 2x4!!!!!?????" Emmett screamed at the top of his lungs.

All I could do was laugh and fall on the floor becoming the epitome of ROFL……

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!!!!!!???????," both Rosalie and Emmett shouted at me.

I could feel their annoyance almost as if it was clearly written across both of their foreheads. I also started catching wind of Emmett's sudden lust for Rose. SHEESH...the guy's been conscience for not even 2 minutes and he wants some. I figured it be best to send out calming waves and slowly back out of the room.

"Dude what you have is called a hangover."

"Whatever….I'll give you something to laugh at," he smirked at me. I could almost feel his smugness through the air. He then proceeded to rip of Rose's shirt and was already working on her bra by the time I could get out of the room.

All the talk about sex last night had my lil solider standing at attention at the moment so I figured I'd go play cops and robbers with the object of my sexual fantasies.

"oooooooo…….aliiiiiceeeee!!!!"

"I'm up here baby…..," she beckoned back with lust present in every sound wave of her bell like melody of a voice.

CHA CHING!!!!!

EPOV

Dammit why da hell is everyone getting some today!?!?!?! Everyone but me dat is…….where da fuck is Bella at any…….Just then her silky smooth arms wrapped around my shoulders, turned me around and forced me to the bed with an unusual amount of force. As I was forced back onto the bed I heard an instant *CRAAACK*

"SHIT!!!! What was…"

Bella cut me off by ripping my pants off and instantly started to rub my erect penis that was now straining through my boxer briefs. As I glanced at her body to figure where I should start tearing her clothes to shreds I noticed my job had already been done. EVEN BETTER!!!!!

" Wow Bells, where did all of that creativity come from," I asked as we both got dressed after finishing our sex session for the evening.

"What can I say…you bring out the animal in me…" she replied with a sexy imitation of my crooked smile. "Well I gotta go out to the furnishing store with Alice and Rose to repair the damage down here. I have a feeling were not the only one who's damaged anything."

"Yea your right…so let's take inventory, shall we?"

"We shall…OK:

1 bed frame

2 bed posts

1 ceiling fan

3 pillows"

"Edward sweetie….did you have to tear the pillows to shreds again? I know it was necessary the first…few….times but come on now papii," Bella sighed as she take in the damage to her designer pillows that she was actually stating to like. "Well I'm off to go get the supplies so the room will be ready for round two…k?"

"Sure thing babe, I'll see you then." As soon as I finished the sentence Alice came in and took Bella away before I could even take one unnecessary breath.

2 hours later

"DUDE…." Emmett started to say before both Jasper and I cut him off.

"We know…your bored," Both myself an Jasper said in our best imitations of Emmett's voice. I must say we did a pretty good job.

" Hey Emm, how bout we play a game….and before you ask it will not be Spin the Bottle or Truth or Dare OR Dare or Dare," Jasper said.

Emmett started to form a pout on his face but then he changed his mind thinking that he at least wouldn't be as bored as he was now. Little did he know…he'd b a lot more then bored if he agreed to play……

"How bout we play the boner game," Jasper chimed in with an very smug expression on his face.

Of course Emmett being true to himself couldn't stand the idea of backing out of anything competitive.

"SURE…..but..how do we play? Is it like who can get da most boners??" poor Emmett…if only he knew……..

" Actually Emm….its more like…….."

"Like WHAT!?!?!," he questioned and you could hear the regret in his voice.

"Like…..who can go the longest without a boner…."

The look on his face was absolutely priceless.

(A/N: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! I'd Greatly appreciate it…helpful hints would be nice…pretty please…I'd love you forever and I'll review everyone of your stories..pretty please)