Disclaimer:I don't own DKC,do I own any of the movie/TV quotes that may be in this fic,and Michael DKC characters look like they do in the both Barrel Blast and Jungle Climber(which means Wrinkly is a ghost unlike in most of my stories).

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What Happens When You Talk About A Disclaimer... (Part 1)

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Wrinkly:WAIT A SECOND!!!

SxRF:(sighs)What now,Wrinkly?

Wrinkly:Why do you guys even bother doing disclaimers?You guys know you're just going to be yelling something along the lines of 'racist lawyers' later on.

MoK:That's true...

SxRF:Do you want us to get sued by Nintendo/Rare and any other people and/or companies?

DK:ShadowxRouge Forever is right,Wrinkly.

Wrinkly:Then why don't they just do their disclaimers in the summary?

DK,MoK,and SxRF:Good point...

SxRF:But who cares?We should get on with the story.

MoK:Um,well...actually...

SxRF:(half-stares-half-glares,sweatdropps)This...is...the story...isn't it?

MoK:P-pretty much...

SxRF:(muttering)Stupid DKC Fanfic Central stories...

MoK:Have any of you noticed that has gotten uglier and fatter?

Wrinkly:I have.

DK:Me too.

Cranky:Yeah.

Diddy:He's always been fat and ugly.

-Screen shows random picture of how looks in Mario Super Sluggers(which actually turns out to be a picture of Michael Jackson wearing green and an Eyption outfit).-

MoK:(off-screen,laughing)Oh my god!He's so ugly!

Dixie:(off-screen,covering eyes)MY EYES!!!

Wrinkly:(sweatdropps,shocked/dumbfounded,eyes wide)Oh...my...god...

-Screen switches back to everyone else.-

Cranky:(sweatdropps,shocked/dumbfounded,eyes wide)I think we just saw him wearing a...never mind.

SxRF:A thong?

Cranky:Yeah...

MoK:Hey,Wrinkly.I've got a question.

Wrinkly:And that is...?

MoK:What the hell have you been wearing on your head since King Of Swing?

Wrinkly:(moves hand up to the thing MoK was just talking about,places hand on it)Huh...You know,I really have no clue why.

MoK:But how do you--?

Wrinkly:(with fire-red/crimson eyes)HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!SHIGERU MIYAMOTO DISIGNED ME SO I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE!!!

SxRF:(thinking)Ouch...Persistant much?

MoK:Oh my god!Wrinkly,it was just a question!No reason to get that mad about it!

Cranky:(looking at the others)And that's why you should never ask Wrinkly as to why she doesn't know anything that has happened to her that she doesn't know...like what MoK just did.

SxRF:(sweatdropping,eyes wide)...

Diddy:Um...yeah...A little creepy...

-Swanky runs away,screaming like a little girl.-