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The annoying pounding on my front door just as morning came around was enough to wake me from my slumber, I heard Baby Smurf cry from the rude awakening. I scrambled out of bed and rushed to the front door, a bit steamed from the banging. When I opened it, I saw a smurf staring at me with lovestruck eyes, he held up some flowers that appear to be freshly picked.
"Hi Smurfette," he said in a lovely tone, "Can we go out on a date?"
"Maybe later," I responded as he handed me the flowers, "Thank you by the way."
"I picked them myself," said the smurf, "I hope you like them."
"Okay..." I said, not quite sure where he's going with these flowers.
As the smurf turns around and walks away, I shut the door and sighed, "Must be that time of year again." I muttered.
This was nothing new to me. Ever since I became a real smurf, all the boys ogle me on schedule. Its happens once a month, but this month however is the most aggressive. It didn't occur to me when I looked out the window and saw the smurfs looking like they're in a trance, they must be in a love spell once again. It usually last for an entire day, but this time its different.
The smurfs attraction towards me increased the next day, once every hour a smurf interrupts me in my daily chores to either give me gifts, ask me out for a date, give me flowers, or marriage. When the weekends arrived, it got out of control.
I was watering my flowers one morning as usual, the day seemed ordinary enough, but something doesn't feel right. My instincts were telling me something bad was going to happen, but I don't know what. Just as I empty out the last drops of water into my flower garden, that's when I heard a dozen or so footsteps pelt the ground like rain. I turned around and saw a horde of smurfs coming after me, they were holding flowers, box of chocolates, and other gifts. Knowing I'm going to get trampled over, I drop the water can and ran straight to my house.
Once inside, I slammed the door shut and barricaded it. I ran upstairs and try to look for a place to hide, there wasn't anywhere for me to hide. "Smurfette!" I heard my name being called through an open window, "We got stuff for you!"
"Go away!" I screamed back at them.
They didn't listen of course, they continuously pound on my front door, demanding for me to come out. I couldn't take the pressure, and so I collapsed onto the floor and began crying.
I have to deal with this almost week, its because I'm beautiful since I have blonde hair good looks. I managed to win the smurfs' hearts when Papa Smurf changed me from my ugly evil self into my good beautiful self, and after rescuing everysmurf from Gargamel I was accepted into the village. Even though I won the smurfs' hearts, it doesn't mean I was able to bend them to my will. I had no power over them, only Papa Smurf does.
My beauty and charm benefited me in the short term, but the long run was a different story. I'm used to being chased by boys, but the problem was that I have my limits. I don't know whats gotten into those smurfs, they come at me without warning, to crush me with their love. I can't remember how many times I was asked to marry, it was ridiculous.
Among all the boys, Papa Smurf and Grandpa Smurf were merciful and supportive. We have a relationship where I was the youngin and they're the elders, somehow I feel safe around them. But they can do so much, offer me advice and protection, but they also have their limits. I don't know where they were during this flash mob, nor did I care, I just wanted it all to stop.
Awhile I was on the floor crying, I heard a loud bang ripped through the air outside. "Everysmurf back away from Smurfette's door!" barked a loud authoritative voice, "Or I'll knock you on your ass!"
I know that voice, I got off the floor and rushed to the window. There he was, standing right before the smurfs as they stood in silence. His name was Chernov Reznov, he's a grass green smurf wearing a camouflaged smurf hat, jacket, and smurf hat. He stands 4 apples tall, his body very skinny. Unlike most smurfs, he has a head of brown hair, hair in which he never combs.
Chernov was half-smurf/ half-human. He's the first member of his species: the green smurfs. Its hard to describe the green smurfs other than their grass green skin, but they are 3 apples tall and they are made up of both male and females. Males have camouflaged smurf hats and pants, also have a head full of thick brown hair. Females usually wear camouflaged smurf hats and dress, they like to wear camouflage, the M81 woodland pattern design.
Unlike the regular smurfs who has the same body structure, their body structure varies. Sometimes they have slender bodies or a lot of fat on their bones, so they are more unique than us in some ways.
What's really unique about them is that they live in a Colony, made up of 10 smurf villages situated right next to the other. The Green Smurf Colony holds about an estimate of 1,000 green smurfs, since there's 100 green smurfs for each village. Chernov is technically the "papa smurf" of the green smurfs, since he's the eldest green smurf. The oldest generation are brothers and sisters by blood, Chernov refers to them as his half-siblings since he doesn't share the same mother as them.
Their mother happens to be me, cause Chernov's father managed to get a blood sample from me. As a result, the green smurfs were made in both his and my image. The green smurfettes either looked like my old self or my current self, unlike the lean males the lean females have pair-shaped bodies like the regular smurfs. I do not know why.
The green smurfs treat me different than what the blue smurfs treated me. Instead of treating me like a regular smurfette, they treat me like a mother, since I' am their mother, but not I'm not Chernov's mom. He's technically my nephew. Chernov doesn't ogle me nor shows any romantic love affections towards me, though I have to admit I slept with him once (because I wanted him too).
Early on, Chernov doesn't even like me, at times he told me this in a stern cold voice. He's not mean or anything, just plain mad all the time. But as time went on, he soften up a bit and began to show affection. Interestingly enough, he managed to find love within a green smurfette from the Colony, even took her home with him. Her name was Rachael, she's this overweight green smurfette whose waist is twice the diameter of a regular smurf. She wears a camouflaged smurf hat and a pair of green overalls, she has blonde hair, though she keeps it short and uncombed. On occasion, she smells, bad.
Since she is taken, no smurf ogled her, and Chernov was stern of that. He even sealed the deal on their love by having two smurflings with each other, Cherskey and Nelly, who looked like the miniature versions of adult green smurfs.
Just seeing Chernov come to my aid at this crucial moment shows that he has some love for me, not attracted love like the other smurfs. I watched from the window as Chernov forces the smurfs to back away from my front door, I rushed downstairs and removed the crude barricade I've constructed so Chernov can get through. "Smurfette," said Chernov, "You can come out now."
I opened the door and saw him standing before me, he was holding a high-tech rifle in his hand. Its not a pepperbox or a blunderbuss kind weapon, its some sort of repeater. He calls it the Standard Infantry Rifle, since the barrel can be changed out for another one. He loaded the gun with bean bag rounds, and at the end of the barrel what looks like two iron rods sticking out of a black box. I think its called a stun gun, since it "stuns" smurfs when in direct contact with it.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
I shook my head no.
"Run over to my house and wait for me," said Chernov, "Then we'll talk."
I nod my head in response. He stepped aside and I ran out of my house and across the Smurf Village, I didn't look back.
His house is near the lake, the large lake which supplies the village with freshwater. His mushroom home can be identified with the tall smokestack that erects from his roof, he claims that it stands about 60 centimeters, I had no idea what kind of measurement system he was using but it sounds tall.
I ran through his front door, which happens to be opened. Once inside, I rushed on the couch and sat on it before resuming crying. I ignored the electronic equipment Chernov has, he's a skilled engineer, technician, and chemist. A real master of science that even Papa Smurf was impressed, the house was filled with books, handwritten notes, and well organized chemistry equipment. Rachael doesn't mind it all, at times she sleeps with me when Chernov has something important to do, their children stays with the Smurflings at their house at times as well.
Speaking of Rachael, she came out of the bathroom at that moment. When she saw me heartbroken, her sympathy and pity for me took hold of her. "Mama!" she cried as she rushed towards me.
She sat down next to me and gave me a hug in an effort to comfort me, Rachael doesn't like seeing me sat for anything, at times she's upset more than me. "What happened?" she asked me.
"Smurfette couldn't take the stress of being very attractive no more," said Chernov as he came into the house by surprise, "I knew this day would come."
He shuts the iron front door behind him and locks it, "Did they hurt you Smurfette?" asked Chernov, "Did they touch you?"
"They hurt my feelings." I sobbed.
"Poor thing," said Chernov, "My mom would be so appalled if she knows this, she wouldn't let a sibling suffer, guess I have to step into her own shoes."
"Your mom haven't even met Smurfette." said Rachael.
"Which makes things even more sat." said Chernov.
Chernov handed me a white wash rag, I took it and blown my nose into it, it was so stuffed up from my tears. "Thank you." I muttered as I handed the rag back to Chernov, who tossed it in the laundry bin nearby, "What did you do to the smurfs?"
"Nothing," Chernov said bluntly, "I just warned them not to lay a hand on you during this state, if they do I shoot their tails off with bean bags."
"I thought you agreed with Papa Smurf on not to harm the smurfs." I noted.
"That's serious injury." corrected Chernov, "I agreed not to harm the smurfs when he's around and I agree not to hurt them in such a way where they get injured, he trusts me on this since he knows I don't even wanna do such an act. Since your a member of my family, this is personal to me as much to you."
Rachael pressed my head against her shoulder, from there I slowly relax as I rest. "Papa Smurf would definitely wanna hear of this," said Chernov, "I tried to tell him, but he didn't take it seriously."
"I wanna stay here for awhile," I sobbed softly, "I don't wanna go out there."
"You can stay for as long as you like." said Chernov, "Rachael, keep her company awhile I go out to inspect the damage."
"Yes Chernov," said Rachael, "You can count on me!"
"I know I can sweetie." said Chernov.
Chernov unlocks the front door and leaves, leaving me with Rachael as I cry on her shoulder for the rest of the day.
TO BE CONTINUED...