America: HAHAHAHAHAHA THE HERO HAS ARRIVED HI EVERYONE ICE CREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HAMBURGER YUM CAN'T HEAR ME OVER MY HUGE VOCABULARY CAN YOU NOW

England: america u bloody git bloody tea party you wanker my eyebrows are sexy

Prussia: KESESESE~ let me seize your VITAL REGIONS with my AWESOME "BIRD"

Italy: PASTAAAAAAAAA doitsu doitsu VEEEEEEEEEEE~ white flag white flag white flag

Japan: ohiyo desu sama ur all bakas hi sempai i'm freaking kawaii desu ne

Germany: was ist das italy shut up bratwurst peasant

Spain: tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato tomato

Romano: chigi dont touch me you peasant espana i fuckin hate u chIGI TOMATO

Russia: become one with me da ^J^ kolkolkol

France: amour mon ami qu'est-ce que c'est je t'aime angleterre *blows kiss*

China: aru PANDAAAAAAAAA~

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LOKI'D

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Edited from that ^ post, I'm not creative enough.