Lola,
Leave me alone. Please...just...leave. Alright? You and I are THROUGH.
T-H-R-O-U-G-H. THROUGH. DONE. We're no more.
You can stop stalking me now. I'm finally happy and I don't need you to try screwing that up for me. Whatever we had is over. Besides, I'm sure that's no major loss to you, right?
I mean, you screwed around with just about everybody besides me whenever we were together. You're still learning in Monogamy 101, aren't you? Well, did the teacher tell you that you're failing miserably? Or was it some kind of secret between you two?
Either way it goes, I'm better off without having to constantly beat on random guys who fucked you. I tried to make things work. I really did. But that wasn't good enough for you.
Now that I've finally snapped out of whatever spell you had me under, I'm a better person. The virus killing me is gone and that virus was YOU. I'm cured now, so you can screw off now. I don't wanna be sick again.
Because without you, I'm living up a little more everyday. Also, I'm seeing myself so differently. There's things about myself that I never knew while I was with you. Like that I possibly never even loved you.
You were always wondering why I never wanted to sleep with you? Well...
1. I didn't wanna catch a STD.
2. I don't sleep with people I don't care about.
3. I don't sleep with girls........
That's right. I realized that I'm more into guys than I could've ever been into you.
And if that still doesn't convince you to leave me alone, I'm NOT single. I have a boyfriend. And yes, it's Larry and if you even try to hurt him, I'll murder you. Because I love him....more than I could've EVER loved you.
You know something? Whenever I was with you, I never would've ever thought I'd be able to say I was fine without you. But, I am. In fact, I'm better than I have ever been.
So if you don't quit following me around everywhere, I'll not only file a restraining order on your ass, but I'll also hire a hitman to knock you off. And I'm sure you don't want that to happen, now do you? So, take my advice: STAY AWAY FROM ME. Thank you for your time as to reading this message.
Fuck Off,
Johnny V.