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Maykitty: Hello people! I'm Maykitty if you haven't already guessed! And this is my co-writer k-a-storiez!
k-a-storiez: ...
Maykitty: Stares at k-a-storiez Say something!
k-a-storiez: Leave me alone. Jesus.
Maykitty: It's my job as a best friend to make sure you're social. Now start talking!
k-a-storiez: No. Now shut up.
Maykitty: No!! If there were hot guys you would be talking like crazy! Now pretend like there are hot guys!
k-a-storiez: I know, you're right, but I'm not gonna talk.
Maykitty: Sighs Fine, whatever. I'll get you to talk later and now without further delay... The first chapter!
Ino was staring at the rising sun across the horizon as she sat on a tree branch in the un-named woods, with the wind blowing her hair. She sighed "There's been no missions lately... That can't be normal." She jumped out of the tree and landed gracefully on the ground. Moments later Sakura walked out of the bushes "Ino, Asuma-Sensei wants to see you."
Ino started to walk away "Did you hear me Ino-pig!?" Sakura yelled, Ino turned around and glared at Sakura "Yeah I heard you giant forehead!!" Sakura ran off mumbling something along the lines of 'Stupid Ino'. Ino shook her head and ran towards The Village Hidden In The Leaves. She finally made it back after a couple minutes and she went inside the large, tanish building they always met Asuma-Sensei in.
"Ah... It's about time you showed up Ino." Asuma smiled "I'm sorry Sensei." Ino apologized "It's ok, no harm done. Now for the reason I summoned you here... I'm sending you, Shikamaru, and Choji on a dangerous mission." He told her calmly "Really?!" Ino asked excitedly "Your starting to sound like Naruto Uzumaki, Ino." Asuma laughed "I can't help it! It seems like forever since my last mission!" Ino whined. "I know! I know! Now you better hurry up or Shikamaru and Choji will leave you behind." He smiled. "Bye and thank you Asuma-Sensei!" Ino yelled as she ran out the door towards her new mission.
Asuma smiled wider and brought a hand up to his face. "Now it begins." He pulled his face off to reveal Orochimaru. Some sound ninja stepped out of the darkness "You know what to do." They nodded and took off. "You've been a thorn in my side for a while Ino Yamanaka... But not for much longer." He smiled evily and laughed. Ino stopped in the middle of the woods where she was supposed to meet Shikamaru and Choji. 'Where are they? It's starting to get dark...' The bushes behind her rustled and she turned around "Shikamaru?...Choji?..." She asked the unwelcoming darkness "You wish..."
Maykitty: Oooh... I wonder who it could be?... Maybe it's the magic mushroom!
k-a-storiez: Maybe you're retarded...
Maykitty: I'm not retarded!
k-a-storiez: Ok, sure your not... But let's just let them wonder... And shut up.
Maykitty: Fine let them wonder, but I'm not retarded no matter what you say. Comments are welcome, but please no flames. Flames are the reason that people's houses burn down and there are hobos living in boxes behind Kmart.