Title: "Premier"
Fandom: Sailor Moon
Characters: Kunzite/Zoisite, Mamoru/Usagi
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon and am making no money here.
Theme: Movie reference
Kunzite and Zoisite strode into the theater on the night of the premier. Waiting in lines was something that happened to other people.
Other people like the four overweight women in the Princess Leia slave girl bikini and the four-eyed nerd with too much body hair (or possbiyl wearing a Wookie suit. It wasn't clear). Zoisite shied away from him in case he had lice.
Inside the theater they caught sight of a familiar blonde head of odangos on the arm of a dark-haired man. Kunzite made a beeline over. Zoisite pouted. He had been hoping for some time alone with Kunzite in the dark, not a fight.
"Endymion. I…" Zoisite braced himself for Kunzite to blow up the theater. "Am your father."
"I really can't take you anywhere, can I?" Zoisite groaned as he dragged him away by the ear.