[scene i]
It was a lovely spring day. A lovely spring day! And Luka was going for an early morning stroll through a grassy field. But because it was early morning, the grassy field was wet! Oh no! LuKa was very uPset by this. So she called her good friend Miku. "MIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!1!" she shrieked, her hawk-like voice piercing through the air. "Bitch better get here and fix this," Luka mumbled to herself.
100 miles away, on top of a mountain, Miku could feel her Luka senses tingling. Thankfully, KAITO happened to be flying by in a helicopter, so Miku could rush to her beloved friend's rescue. Miku whipped out her trusty dusty walkie talkie and contacted KAITO. KAITO promptly let down the ladder, and Miku bravely climbed up and into the helicopter. "I am so excited to be flying in a helicopter!" Miku exclaimed. After about an hour of flying in awkward silence, KAITO ordered to Miku to jump. "But,,,bUt I'm so young! I'm too young to die!" Miku cried out. "First of all, you've been 16 for 8 years, so you're not as young as you seem. Second of all, I meant for you to jump out with a parachute, idiot," said KAITO. "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," replied the blue-haired idiot.
Luka heard the crisp sound of a helicopter in the air. She could hear the crisp sound even though she was wearing headphones which makes it difficult to hear sometimes. This just shows how loud the helicopter was. The helicopter was loud because it was nearby….and so was Miku. "Kyaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" shouted Miku as she sloppily landed on the ground near Luka, followed by her rainbow parachute [note: the parachute is rainbow because Miku is gay]. Luka gaily skipped over to Miku. "Hello colleague. Please remove the water on the grass. It irks me," stated Luka. "I..I literally have no way of doing that. Who do you think I am Luka? A super hero?" said Miku. "Well, you're not even a real human being, so I figured you might have some cool powers. Idk man," said Luka. "Nope, all I can do is sing and perform programmed dances," said Miku. "Wow. You are basically useless Miku," said Luka. "YOU ARE EXACTLY THE SAME LUKA. EXCEPT YOU ARE NOT AS POPULAR AS ME. NOT EVEN CLOSE. YOU ARE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A VOCALOID," said Miku. "Love you too, honey!" Luka sweetly replied. "Of course!" said Miku. And then they held hands and walked off into the sunset.
[scene ii]
Meanwhile, at the VOCALOIDTM headquarters, Meiko and Rin were preparing the attack plans. "Alright, we'll parachute to this approximate location and spread throughout the forest. Once we are all in position, the enemy should be unknowingly surrounded," Meiko said. "Wait a second, I think KAITO is home. I just heard the distinct, crisp sound of a helicopter landing on the roof. I could hear it even through my headphones, which make it difficult to hear," said Rin. Meiko hurried the heck up and hid all of the important documents and plans. Then KAITO skateboarded into the room. "Ur so obnoxious," said Rin. "Deal with it," said KAITO as he placed an enormous number of sunglasses on his head.
[scene iii]
Miku and Luka were in a room (alone!) together and things were getting…..,,,,,,,,.,.,,,,,…steamy. They had an air humidifier on and everything. Miku reached out and placed her hand on Luka's…...shoulder. "Luka, I have an important confession," said Miku. Luka's eyes widened as she held her breath. This was it. This was the moment Luka had been waiting for. Finally their true feelings for one another would be said out loud. "I gotta say, I have no idea why I'm always carrying around a leek. It's pretty weird. I don't even like leeks, ya know?" said Miku. "You are dead to me," Luka replied.
[end]