This is KH fan-fiction. It was kind of randomly spawned, so whatevs. It's an anti-Kairi haters people thing chicken moose. Chhhhyeeeaaaaaaa…
Kairi and Co. © Square-Enix.
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A young girl, about fifteen, sat on her floor in her bedroom, drawing some picture. She liked it. It was-
"HOLD IT!" Kairi stopped drawing, and looked up at the blue haired girl with pink stripes in her hair, cat ears, and a very sequin-ey shirt and skirt. She smiled at her.
"Hello!"
"SLUT!" She instantly frowned.
"What did I do?"
"You're coming into Riku and Sora's 'true lub' together!"
"But Sora and I are practically cannon!"
"NO! NO YOU ARE NOT!"
"…"
"SLUTWHORETRAMPSLINCESSPROSTITUECANDYOMGCANDYLOLOLOLOLOLOL." Kairi's eye twitched.
"Look, we are practically cannon. But, I think Riku and Sora would make a cute couple. A like so…" She showed her the picture that she had been working on for a while. It was an exquisite line-art of Riku and Sora nearly kissing each other.
"…okay that is a good line-art…but you still are coming in the-."
"BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"
"YES, YES YOU DID!"
"Look, I know you're just a simple-minded retard who ignores all cannon and ignores the fact that they could be 'just friends', and that they already have girlfriends, i.e. Sora and I-minus the girlfriend part-but you don't have to come attacking ME!"
"Well, whatever. If not you, then who else?"
"Hmm…" Kairi had an idea.
Somewhere…
"Hey Naruto." Sakura said.
"Hey. Quiet day, huh?"
"Yeah, I was ju-."
"WHORE!"
"Oh dammit."
Destiny Islands…
"Hey Sora, wanna see my drawing?" Kairi came running up to him and Riku.
"Sure." His eye and mouth twitched.
"So what do you think?"
"…A-Awesome."
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Well, I've obviously gone insane. Well, R&R and no flames, regardless.