Know your stars...
By Joshua Carlson
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
" An next up on know your stars! May I welcome... Mario!"
Mario waved to the audience and ran up, sitting on a stool. " It's a me! A Mario!"
The audience cheered.
" Mario... Is a professional paint taster!" An announcer said.
" What?! No I'm not! I'm a plumber!" Mario complained.
" And by plumber...you mean paint licker?"
" No! By plumber I mean- " Mario, he's got a phobia of pasta..."
" NO I DON'T! I find pasta quite tasty."
" Before or after you run away from it?" The announcer asked.
" I don't run from Pasta! I eat it!" Mario argued.
" Mario, he thinks Peach-
The announcer never said, most likely because by then, Mario had melted the the device in which the sound came from with a fireball.
Join us next time! On...know your stars.
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