Hi, im the black mage, the original COOL guy!, but now theres a NEW cool guy, the gunslinger. the shiteist damn thing to come to final fantasy, i mean, what the hell is this? i dude with a gun, WOW its soo cool! next thing we know they will add some kinda emo dude with a HUGE fucking sword and his nemesis will be a damn man with a 60 foot long sword! thank god that will never happen. this is Final Fantasy 6 and I am PISSED off badly this is bull shit. "Hey black mage!" the gunslinger said walking towards me happily. "Hello shitface" i told him strait up i mean STRAIT UP that bastard pisses me off badly, he goes around with his damn 60,000 Gill Rifle in hand trying to act all cool, ITS A DAMN GUN, have you ever seen a fucking fire ball go through the air in real life? NO! because its hard as hell to do! Us black mages study while in the WHOME! "You stay the Hell out of my sight gunslinger" i told him again. "Well SoOoOoRry! mr black bitch!" OH NO THAT SON O' BITCH DIDNT! i will go to his home stab him in his sleep while he takes his little damn 'Beauty nap' damn i will sufficate that son of a bitch!! DAMN IT I WILL FIND WHERE HE LIVES AN- Sorry kids! Fighter and friends is now canceled for a new character since the black mage has snapped!
...2...years...later....Hi kids! look its the red mage with the gunslinger!...Bull shit! i was taken off because i 'Cussed' to Damn much! screw it! im going into parlement!