Title: The Lake
Author: SCarter
Email: chargate2002@yahoo.co.uk
Spoilers: none
Disclaimers: Although I wish I had, I have never owned or never will own
the rites to
Stargate SG-1 or it's characters, they are the property of MGM and Gecko
Productions.
Summary: SG-1 stumble across a Lake on a routine mission but all is not as
it seems.
Author's notes: this is my first fan fiction so feedback please.
Chapter one - The Simpsons
"Eh.excuse me, coming through, mind your step" Daniel Jackson barges his way through the on coming traffic of human beings, as he makes his way through the endless corridors of the SGC to his lab, eventually he reaches the dusty lab filled with archaeological findings to stun even the most open minded scientist and books filled with information on every culture on earth.and other places. He places the very important package on his desk just as Jack O'Neill walks through the door.
"Did you get it?" Jack asks, his voice filled with anticipation
"Yes, here you go last night's episode of The Simpsons rewound and ready to go."
"Wohoo! Wanna come watch it with me?"
"Eh.no thanks we're due off world tomorrow and I got too much work to do," he points to the pile of papers on his desk.
"Suit yourself"
"Have fun"
"Yahsureyabetya" and he strolls out grinning.
1100 hours the next morning SG-1 make their way to the gate room as it starts dialling up P45-892.
"Ready SG-1" Hammond booms from the control room
"Eh.no" Daniel stutters as he desperately tries to buckle up his vest
"Daniel?" Jack asks with raised eyebrows.
"Ok.ok.got it"
"We're ready" Sam Carter calls to Hammond
"Ok SG-1 you have a go"
SG-1 step out onto a grassy landscape with hills as far as the eye can see, and two suns blazing overhead.
"Yes!!" Jack shouts and starts jumping around
Teal'c immediately turns to Jack "What is it O'Neill"
"No trees!!"
With a large smirk on her face Sam walks up to her CO and turns him around, Jack's face drops so fast it nearly hits the ground as she reveals the biggest thickest forest he has ever seen.
"D'oh"
"Indeed" Teal'c agrees
Daniel blows his nose "eh.guys shouldn't we eh UAV this first" he stammers while pushing up his glasses.
"We did" Sam replies "don't worry we had to scan infra red to penetrate the trees but we saw no signs of anything unusual"
"Yeh Danny boy nothing but lions and tigers and bears"
"Oh my.I mean.really?" Daniel asked.
Jack smiles slyly and starts walking.
Chapter one - The Simpsons
"Eh.excuse me, coming through, mind your step" Daniel Jackson barges his way through the on coming traffic of human beings, as he makes his way through the endless corridors of the SGC to his lab, eventually he reaches the dusty lab filled with archaeological findings to stun even the most open minded scientist and books filled with information on every culture on earth.and other places. He places the very important package on his desk just as Jack O'Neill walks through the door.
"Did you get it?" Jack asks, his voice filled with anticipation
"Yes, here you go last night's episode of The Simpsons rewound and ready to go."
"Wohoo! Wanna come watch it with me?"
"Eh.no thanks we're due off world tomorrow and I got too much work to do," he points to the pile of papers on his desk.
"Suit yourself"
"Have fun"
"Yahsureyabetya" and he strolls out grinning.
1100 hours the next morning SG-1 make their way to the gate room as it starts dialling up P45-892.
"Ready SG-1" Hammond booms from the control room
"Eh.no" Daniel stutters as he desperately tries to buckle up his vest
"Daniel?" Jack asks with raised eyebrows.
"Ok.ok.got it"
"We're ready" Sam Carter calls to Hammond
"Ok SG-1 you have a go"
SG-1 step out onto a grassy landscape with hills as far as the eye can see, and two suns blazing overhead.
"Yes!!" Jack shouts and starts jumping around
Teal'c immediately turns to Jack "What is it O'Neill"
"No trees!!"
With a large smirk on her face Sam walks up to her CO and turns him around, Jack's face drops so fast it nearly hits the ground as she reveals the biggest thickest forest he has ever seen.
"D'oh"
"Indeed" Teal'c agrees
Daniel blows his nose "eh.guys shouldn't we eh UAV this first" he stammers while pushing up his glasses.
"We did" Sam replies "don't worry we had to scan infra red to penetrate the trees but we saw no signs of anything unusual"
"Yeh Danny boy nothing but lions and tigers and bears"
"Oh my.I mean.really?" Daniel asked.
Jack smiles slyly and starts walking.